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I remember this one Indian guy took out a huge life insurance policy on himself, around $500,000. He then committed suicide. He shows up a few months later in his newly reincarnated form and tries to get his life insurance money for dying. The insurance company goes: Sorry sir, we only ensure you for your first three reincarnations, our records show this is your fourth.
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Ok, not even I could laugh at that stupid piece of shit I just typed up. Somebody needs to sue my ass.
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