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Old 06-14-2006, 10:21 PM  
2HousePlague
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Belinda
Nice to see we finally corrupted you
GENERAL SCHMUCK
(judiciously)
You mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Wouldn't that necessitate abandoning the so-called monogamous form of sexual relation ship?




VON KLUTZ
Regrettably, yes. But it is a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to perform prodigious service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics, which will have to be of a highly stimulating order.

AMBASSADOR DE SADE
(enthusiastically)
Von Klutz, I must confess you have an astonishingly good idea there.

VON KLUTZ
(correctly)
Thank you, sir.




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