calibra

>No Jesus
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>No Christmas
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>No television
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>No cheerleaders
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>No baseball
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>No football
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>No hockey
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>No golf
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>No tailgate parties
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>No Wal-Mart
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>No Home Depot
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>No pork BBQ
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>No hot dogs
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>No burgers
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>No chocolate chip cookies !
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>? No lobster
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>No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
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>No gumbo
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>No jambalaya
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>No Beer
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>Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
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>Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are
>no doctors.
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>Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
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>More than one wife.
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>You can't shave.
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>Your wives can't shave.
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>You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
>camel dung.
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>The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
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>Your bride is picked by someone else.
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>She smells just like your donkey.
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>But your donkey has a better disposition.
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>Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
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>I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

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