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V_RocKs · 06-13-2006, 10:14 PM

Hello, good to meat you all... I meant meet. Freudian slip I guess.

OK, so I used to deliver pizza's in Ontario. No, not Ontario, Canada, but the one in California. Props to me huh? So you guys can like so totally trust me that it is pathetic to even think I'd scam you guys.

Ohh and I am 1/8th Polack so I couldn't possibly be smart enough to swindle anyone here at GFY.

I run a website (I cannot devuldge the URL do to copy cats) and it is in a country where you cannot find me, or sue me. Plus, even if you wanted to sue me, I paid everyone off. Shit, I am 1/2 their GNP so what the fuck are they gonna do?

The minimum investment is $50,000 and I'd prefer to receive the funds directly from retirement accounts. If you want to make some serious money, let me know!

Here is the break down. I am selling 1% of my company for $50,000. Last year we had a profit of $800,000 so you get $8,000. So this is like a 70% return in your first year.

Only serious(ly old) investors please since they are easier to deal with.

06-13-2006, 10:14 PM
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	I'm an ex-pizza delivery driver and I am looking for investers. Hello, good to meat you all... I meant meet. Freudian slip I guess. OK, so I used to deliver pizza's in Ontario. No, not Ontario, Canada, but the one in California. Props to me huh? So you guys can like so totally trust me that it is pathetic to even think I'd scam you guys. Ohh and I am 1/8th Polack so I couldn't possibly be smart enough to swindle anyone here at GFY. I run a website (I cannot devuldge the URL do to copy cats) and it is in a country where you cannot find me, or sue me. Plus, even if you wanted to sue me, I paid everyone off. Shit, I am 1/2 their GNP so what the fuck are they gonna do? The minimum investment is $50,000 and I'd prefer to receive the funds directly from retirement accounts. If you want to make some serious money, let me know! Here is the break down. I am selling 1% of my company for $50,000. Last year we had a profit of $800,000 so you get $8,000. So this is like a 70% return in your first year. Only serious(ly old) investors please since they are easier to deal with.