Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

when ya get up tomorrow... don't shower.
put on multiple pairs of pants.
shit in your pants.
without changing them, got for a long run.
get a nice sweat going.
keep running til you can't run any more.
go home, take a nap.
wake up, and sick your hand in your asscrack.
remove your hand.
smell your hand.
enjoy.