I would like to apologize publicly to all the fucking piss drinking retards that I have insulted over the years. Also, I'm extending a genuine request for forgiveness to all your whore mommies as well. You tell those filthy sluts that I really feel bad about all the names I called them.
I really am going to try hard not to hurt you fucking bitches widdle feelings anymore, and hope this marks the beginning of a new era of friendship between us all.
God Bless all you fucking morons.