Originally Posted by Relish XXX

hawkeye is a spastic liar who bullshits about his country so he is obviously lying about this. His actual weekend went like this:
1) Woke up Saturday morning. Realised I was fat and had no friends. Decided to go to GFY to talk to people and pretend I was cool. Even from behind a computer screen they realise I am a prick.
2) Same as 1.