Originally Posted by Wrufian

*yawn*

Was this supposed to impress people? Supposed to save all men from nights spent alone with their hands, some lube and a few dvd's?

This is so old-school...Pulling pussy off the internet? I started doing that around 89. Did you just discover the internet?

Big deal you used myspace. You don't think guys have been boning girls online way before that? Lavalife, date.com, chatlines, IRC, you name it.I pulled so much ass of of lavalife back in the day that I had to actually start taking notes to remember who was who and what their profile was all about.

While not all of them were as fine as the girl he posted, there were more than my fair share of hotties.

I didn't have to get them drunk or high. I was just honest and told them exactly what I was looking for right from the beginning. I'd had them coming right to my house, after only a few emails and a couple hours on msn.

Game? You are an amateur. It's like you just started the sport and suddenly you want to tell everyone that you managed to get laid.

Chump.