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Tacos were invented by white people in 1742 as a way to get maximum crunchiness from a hardened tortilla shell (previously the only way to get crunchiness was from eating beetles). They remained a staple in our ancestor?s diet for over four decades until Mexican forces invaded our fledgling country in 1789 and started the great Tacobellian Revolution, during which they stole our precious tacos for themselves. White people were never the same...
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