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Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 06-11-2006, 01:38 AM

This was on one of my friends bulliten lists, i thought it was very funny, sorry if it is old.

FUCK YOU FOR TEN REASONS!!!
*Just changes all the spelling mistakes and internet slang for other words*

ONE
WAKE UP
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.

TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if you do you're a fucking mongoloid.

FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you hate other people
because you're not on their top 8.
who the fuck cares?
ITS FUCKING MYSPACE!!!

SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON

This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

06-11-2006, 01:38 AM
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	10 Things I Hate About MYSPACE!! This was on one of my friends bulliten lists, i thought it was very funny, sorry if it is old. FUCK YOU FOR TEN REASONS!!! Just changes all the spelling mistakes and internet slang for other words ONE WAKE UP there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if you do you're a fucking mongoloid. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people because you're not on their top 8. who the fuck cares? ITS FUCKING MYSPACE!!! SIX Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up! SEVEN Little 6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. EIGHT If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins. NINE I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains TEN And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you.