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In the desert, a desperate american tourist in a oasis was complaining to a local bedouin:
"Oh, fuck, I need to get asap in the town, I have an important call to make, my wife is sick..., do you know any means to get there?"
"Sure", says the bedouin, "I have a flying camel".
"Wtf, can you prove me that she flies?".
"Yes, and the camel is a he, not a she...".
"Ok, let's see. If it works, I'll pay you 1000$ if you fly me to the city".
The bedouin brings the camel, spreads it's legs, takes two heavy bricks and slamms camel's nuts between them. The camel takes off screaming and flies far, far away.
"Heyyy, what about me, you forgot me!".
"No problem, spread your legs!" the bedouin says, with the heavy bricks in his hands...
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