Originally Posted by sonofsam

a bunch of guys run around in short shorts and slap eachothers asses

oh and if they so much as even tap another player, the player will fall down like he was shot in the back of the head with a handgun, and roll around in excrutiating pain and emulate giving birth to an elephant...

sometimes they also kick the ball into the net too....


but all that aside, i fucking love soccer... best sport ever !