jimthefiend

You're obviously young so Imma give you some tips to live by. Follow these and life will be much happier and drama free.


#1: Never date a woman who has a tattoo of a weapon anywhere on her body.

#2: Don't eat the yellow snow.

#3: Never play pool with a dude who's first name is also that of a city.

#4: Never take out house credit. IE: never borrow money to gamble with.