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kFizzle · 06-09-2006, 09:19 PM

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This is just a sample of the wisdom you will aquire by purchasing this eBook. Simply send an email to: [email protected] to get details.

How to succeed with women:

Below is a list of ten strategies that I have found to be highly successful in keeping your woman (well mine really, yours is a slut and I was just using her and don't really care if she's happy or not after all she's dating you and that makes her by nature a big dumb bimbo) happy, content and feeling like she's your delicate little golden flower.

1: Immediately upon starting a new relationship you need to take over her finances. Most women (the ones that aren't lesbians) find managing their own money to be an irksome chore, and will gladly hand that duty, along with their checkbook and credit cards over to you... the MAN. It is also a good idea at this point to relieve her of her car. It's probably nicer than yours and she'll be happy as pie to know that her MAN is tooling around town impressing his friends in that 2006 SUV that her Dad got her.

2: As often as you can, take the opportunity to comment on how attractive her girlfriends, sisters, teenaged daughters, female coworkers and mother are. She will feel flattered that you are taking an interest in the people she shares her life with, unless she's a lesbian.

3: Take charge in the bedroom. Unless she's a lesbian, when a woman says "no" the response she's really trying to communicate is a resounding YES.

---Example: She's only pretending that anal sex is painful and revolting to her. What she's really feeling is the intense pleasure that comes to a woman when she submits herself to the desires of a MAN. Ignore her protests and proceed with the buggery.

4: Be honest, this is KEY. Bitches dig honesty for some reason.

---Example: When she asks if she looks fat in that new mini-dress, or if you like her new hairstyle you MUST TELL HER THE TRUTH. She may outwardly act upset that you just informed her that she looks like a paisley hippo with a mullet, but TRUST ME: inside she's thanking God she has a great MAN like you.

5: Be adventurous in the bedroom. Women LOVE surprises and novelty.

---Suggestions: Stash a hooker in the closet to be brought out at the opportune moment to participate in a ménage a trois. Secretly videotape your lovemaking then bring the recording out at a party later on. Suddenly and without warning switch from vaginal to anal intercourse. Punch her in the side of the head at the moment of orgasm. These are just a few ideas that will excite her, I'm sure you can come up with more.

6: Share her with your friends. If she's not a lesbian your woman will want to be involved with your social life, she'll want to hang out with your friends. Few things will make her feel as valued and special and a "part of things" as being allowed to service your best 4 buddies simultaneously. She will LOVE you for this. Women have an innate craving to feel desired and wanted. Letting the guys tag team her in the garage should satiate this need.

7: Be supportive; help her make those tough choices. Women are known to have difficulty making up their "mind". HELP HER!!! When elections come around, be firm when you tell her who to vote for. Pick out her clothes and perfume and shampoo (if she's a lesbian she can just wear your clothes, draw the line at letting her use your bathroom stuff though. nothing kills a razor like girly leg stubble or twat shrubbery). ALWAYS maintain control over the remote. She'll be grateful every time you rescue her from having to make yet another migraine inducing decision.

8: Make her feel useful. Under NO circumstances should you ever lift a finger to do housework. This will make her think she has no purpose in life. Unless she?s a...

9: Shower her with gifts, but be careful. When she hints that she'd like you to buy her a 4 thousand dollar oriental rug, what she's REALLY saying is that she desperately wants that new vacuum cleaner from Wal-Mart (unless she's a lesbian then she's probably serious about wanting the new carpet).

---Here are some translations that might come in handy:

"Honey isn't that ring beautiful?" = One of those fancy electric mops.
"Sally's husband bought her a FUR COAT!!!" = New apron.
"Hey Baby they're having a sale on thongs at Vic's Secret." = Thongs from Vic's Secret.

10: Never be violent. Not for the reasons you might think, unless she's a lesbian your woman after all will consider any correction you give her as her just and rightful due. However, it's nearly impossible for her to match that shade of purple with ANYTHING. She might resent you for that.

Thanks for taking the time to read this. Go get her tiger!!!

06-09-2006, 09:19 PM
kFizzle So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 84	Excerpt from my new eBook: "How to succeed with women" All rights reserved. This is just a sample of the wisdom you will aquire by purchasing this eBook. Simply send an email to: [email protected] to get details. How to succeed with women: Below is a list of ten strategies that I have found to be highly successful in keeping your woman (well mine really, yours is a slut and I was just using her and don't really care if she's happy or not after all she's dating you and that makes her by nature a big dumb bimbo) happy, content and feeling like she's your delicate little golden flower. 1: Immediately upon starting a new relationship you need to take over her finances. Most women (the ones that aren't lesbians) find managing their own money to be an irksome chore, and will gladly hand that duty, along with their checkbook and credit cards over to you... the MAN. It is also a good idea at this point to relieve her of her car. It's probably nicer than yours and she'll be happy as pie to know that her MAN is tooling around town impressing his friends in that 2006 SUV that her Dad got her. 2: As often as you can, take the opportunity to comment on how attractive her girlfriends, sisters, teenaged daughters, female coworkers and mother are. She will feel flattered that you are taking an interest in the people she shares her life with, unless she's a lesbian. 3: Take charge in the bedroom. Unless she's a lesbian, when a woman says "no" the response she's really trying to communicate is a resounding YES. ---Example: She's only pretending that anal sex is painful and revolting to her. What she's really feeling is the intense pleasure that comes to a woman when she submits herself to the desires of a MAN. Ignore her protests and proceed with the buggery. 4: Be honest, this is KEY. Bitches dig honesty for some reason. ---Example: When she asks if she looks fat in that new mini-dress, or if you like her new hairstyle you MUST TELL HER THE TRUTH. She may outwardly act upset that you just informed her that she looks like a paisley hippo with a mullet, but TRUST ME: inside she's thanking God she has a great MAN like you. 5: Be adventurous in the bedroom. Women LOVE surprises and novelty. ---Suggestions: Stash a hooker in the closet to be brought out at the opportune moment to participate in a ménage a trois. Secretly videotape your lovemaking then bring the recording out at a party later on. Suddenly and without warning switch from vaginal to anal intercourse. Punch her in the side of the head at the moment of orgasm. These are just a few ideas that will excite her, I'm sure you can come up with more. 6: Share her with your friends. If she's not a lesbian your woman will want to be involved with your social life, she'll want to hang out with your friends. Few things will make her feel as valued and special and a "part of things" as being allowed to service your best 4 buddies simultaneously. She will LOVE you for this. Women have an innate craving to feel desired and wanted. Letting the guys tag team her in the garage should satiate this need. 7: Be supportive; help her make those tough choices. Women are known to have difficulty making up their "mind". HELP HER!!! When elections come around, be firm when you tell her who to vote for. Pick out her clothes and perfume and shampoo (if she's a lesbian she can just wear your clothes, draw the line at letting her use your bathroom stuff though. nothing kills a razor like girly leg stubble or twat shrubbery). ALWAYS maintain control over the remote. She'll be grateful every time you rescue her from having to make yet another migraine inducing decision. 8: Make her feel useful. Under NO circumstances should you ever lift a finger to do housework. This will make her think she has no purpose in life. Unless she?s a... 9: Shower her with gifts, but be careful. When she hints that she'd like you to buy her a 4 thousand dollar oriental rug, what she's REALLY saying is that she desperately wants that new vacuum cleaner from Wal-Mart (unless she's a lesbian then she's probably serious about wanting the new carpet). ---Here are some translations that might come in handy: "Honey isn't that ring beautiful?" = One of those fancy electric mops. "Sally's husband bought her a FUR COAT!!!" = New apron. "Hey Baby they're having a sale on thongs at Vic's Secret." = Thongs from Vic's Secret. 10: Never be violent. Not for the reasons you might think, unless she's a lesbian your woman after all will consider any correction you give her as her just and rightful due. However, it's nearly impossible for her to match that shade of purple with ANYTHING. She might resent you for that. Thanks for taking the time to read this. Go get her tiger!!!