Originally Posted by notabook

Why do men have nipples anyways? Is it some sort of cosmic joke that God plays on fat men so they can be ridiculed and laughed at in the shower, "haha, look, he has bitch tits! LOL, SQUEEZE THEM!"? Or does it prove that God is in fact a woman and she was on her period when she was designing men and got on a power trip? Or is it just evolution being a dick like it was with the platypus?