Thats right gents, the world cup is more about men getting pissed down there local and hugging together than it actually is about the football.
What a world cup game means to a man;
Beer,
Guys,
Beer,
Football,
Beer,
A night down the pub,
Beer,
Forgetting about his woman,
Beer,
Singing world cup country songs,
Beer....
Oh did I forget Lager?
What a world cup game means to a woman;
Housework after all the men leave after the game,
More beer glasses to wash,
lonely nights without their men as they are at the pub,
nothing decent on TV or the news as it is taken up by workd cup nonsense,
Lack of glasses in the house as they have all been used for beer,
No crisps(chips) or dip left as the men have eaten them all
No clean dishes left in the house as there is a footy game on everyday!
Loud grunting noises from the other room
Loud screaming noises when her hubbys team has scored
Vice versa above....
Did I forget to mention the housework and lack of beer and crips in the house?
World Cup games are a way for men to sit and grunt and act like cave men for a couple of hours each day, like they need an excuse.
So for all those world cup haters, women and men alike, lets forget we have no television to call our own anymore, lets forget about the lack of alcohol and snacks, lets even forget for just one second about the amount of men going to come traipsing through our homes for those matches and come join me in here to hate on those who condemn us!
