Originally Posted by notabook

I'd hit it. With my fists. Then I would apologize and tell her I loved her so she would be suckered into the relationship so I could continue to physically abuse her for years until finally I go overboard one night because the bitch didn't have me two ice cold beers ready to drink when I got home from fucking a homeless chick and spend the next couple of years of my life in prison planning out the perfect way how I?m going to murder her and keep her money for myself.