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Originally posted by shawcutie
You must be able to carry a conversation, know at least 3 current events, have all limbs and teeth, have never been on Americas Most Wanted, and know how to rub feet.
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current events: yup, I watch larry king!
conversation? yup yup, I even know some big words and stuff.
limbs & teeth? Except for 4 wisdom teeth, the answer is yup.
america's most wanted? Never even watched it.
rub feet? If your feet are as pretty as you, I have no problem putting my talented hands to work on them. I was a health care worker!
Yup, I'm your man.
