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Old 06-07-2006, 04:12 PM  
Art Del Gado
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The difference between guts and balls ?!?!?

The difference between guts and balls !!!!
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed
below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say,
"are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

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