Originally Posted by the Shemp

Socialist Leader Layton: Mr.Prime Minister, i heard about the terrorists threats against you...
Prime Minister Harper: yes, they want to be-head me..
Socialist Leader Layton: Behead? you mean castration, dont you ?
Prime Minister Harper: Castration? no,no, they want to cut my head off....
Socialist Leader Layton: Well, we all know you are a dickhead....