eRock (n: e-rok) - a 30 y.o. SWBDUM (single white broke dumb & ugly male) residing in West Town, Chicago. eRock has a B.A. in nothing (liberal arts) and graduated college with an undeclared major after 7 years of racking up student loans, while spending most of his loot on dope, guns & fucking. eRock enjoys quiets evenings kicked back in his beanbag chair, wearing loose-fitting, elastic-broken tighty whiteies, eating cheetos & watching Scooby Doo re-runs. ISO of a sex addicted nympho who's completely out of his league that also enjoys cooking, cleaning up after him, a quick roll in the hay w/ a hairy, over weight sex gawd w/ a small weenie & always being at his beckon call.
Any takers?
