Ohhh... it's possible that I heard it wrong then.
Yeah, you're probably
right.
Quote:
David copperfield?s latest illusion
(Plans to impregnate a woman on stage without touching her)
? Yeah, but will he have to pay child support? ... So, Copperfield is an illusionist, right? Doesn't that mean that the pregnancy will not really occur? That's not much of an illusion. ...
I can see how this goes:
Illusionist: And, with a wave of my magic wand and the words ?ortho-novum? you will be pregnant! VOILA!!! (pause) Do you feel pregnant?
Volunteer: Yes, Mr Illusionist! I feel VERY pregnant!
Illusionist: Are you sure?
Volunteer: I'm 100 per cent positive that I feel pregnant, Mr Illusionist!
Yeah, that's riveting stuff.
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