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Z · 06-06-2006, 10:11 AM

I was a lifeguard at wet n' wild in Orlando when I was a teenager. THOSE were good times...God bless vacationing college girls and Brazilians. MmmMmMMmm

While I love the slides and shit, y'all should see the things we pulled out of that water. SO much shit...no, literally...shit. Toys and clothes, jewlery, etc. was just part of it. But the shit...the turds floating and who knows how many metric tons of piss from every fucked up cockknocker on earth. We literally rolled the chlorine out every few days in 50 gallon barrels and sprayed it into the wave pools and tube rivers, etc.

Other than that...they're great.

06-06-2006, 10:11 AM
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	I was a lifeguard at wet n' wild in Orlando when I was a teenager. THOSE were good times...God bless vacationing college girls and Brazilians. MmmMmMMmm While I love the slides and shit, y'all should see the things we pulled out of that water. SO much shit...no, literally...shit. Toys and clothes, jewlery, etc. was just part of it. But the shit...the turds floating and who knows how many metric tons of piss from every fucked up cockknocker on earth. We literally rolled the chlorine out every few days in 50 gallon barrels and sprayed it into the wave pools and tube rivers, etc. Other than that...they're great.