Chio... you're one slick Pirate yaaargh..
I'd love to play, but the bottom line is this... my day already consisted of this, so I'll tell ya a story.
Relink Softwares plugins are a no brainer (You calling me a monkey?) As a matter of fact I had all but given them a rubber stamp. The problem I had was just as I was about to gimme some, my pasta overflowed and I realized I was out of Olive Oil and I'm not talking about the kind that Popeye likes to pump if you catch my drift.
I jumped in the "Blingmobile" and as I got to my local grocer something went wrong with the engine piston I had just rebuilt. Rather than getting pissed off and all I adjusted my fat ass Bling Daddy toothpick and said "fuckit".
Anyway the girl at the checkout lane asked me if she could staple me receipt and I said.. "Can't you just give me a damn paperclip?!"
The only good part of the day was getting back and having my blogs a "kickin".
What's the moral of the story? Don't dangle carrots unless you've got the backside of a donkey.
Perhaps tomorrow I'll need a chainsaw, a bottle of USB Grease and a dental drill... one just never knows..
