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Old 06-04-2006, 10:39 PM  
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Originally Posted by Chio
Relink Software's WordPress plugin 'Link Mapper' allows you to break away from the typical static link list and have a more dynamic linking system based on category, and relevance.

What does it do:
Say you run a general blog with a number of different categories, you wouldn't want "Big Tit" related links in a "Big Cock" category. Link Mapper allows you to have the option of displaying only links that are relevant to your category, thus, boosting your search engine rankings, and link relevance, and as always it's completely dynamic and can be changed at anytime without having to edit your template.

It's so simple even a monkey can use it!

Contest: Best way to utilize a Rubber stamp, paperclip, olive oil, toothpick, and, an engine piston.

Contest rules: 100 posts 1 post per person 3 winners. more than 1 post, and you are disqualified, and you must use each of those "ingredients/tools"
There must be at least 15 Submissions


This plugin will be available for sale tomorrow on RelinkSoftware.com, and it will be free to Autoblogger Pro customers.
Chio... you're one slick Pirate yaaargh..

I'd love to play, but the bottom line is this... my day already consisted of this, so I'll tell ya a story.

Relink Softwares plugins are a no brainer (You calling me a monkey?) As a matter of fact I had all but given them a rubber stamp. The problem I had was just as I was about to gimme some, my pasta overflowed and I realized I was out of Olive Oil and I'm not talking about the kind that Popeye likes to pump if you catch my drift.

I jumped in the "Blingmobile" and as I got to my local grocer something went wrong with the engine piston I had just rebuilt. Rather than getting pissed off and all I adjusted my fat ass Bling Daddy toothpick and said "fuckit".

Anyway the girl at the checkout lane asked me if she could staple me receipt and I said.. "Can't you just give me a damn paperclip?!"

The only good part of the day was getting back and having my blogs a "kickin".

What's the moral of the story? Don't dangle carrots unless you've got the backside of a donkey.

Perhaps tomorrow I'll need a chainsaw, a bottle of USB Grease and a dental drill... one just never knows..
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