Ok, so check this out; I will put the
piston on the chair behind my monkey, and utilize the
olive oil to grease it. In the circle of the
piston at the bottom I'll jam the
rubber stamp in there. I'll then straighten out the
paper clip and stick that and the
toothpick into the rubber of the stamp.
Now, what the contraption will do is every time the monkey starts to doze off and sit back, he will bump the piston which will then rock back and forth poking him in the ass.
Revenue will increase twofold and my blogging output will be phenomenal!
Once I train him to type "see sig" I will definately be a millionaire.
PLEASE NOTE: I have already submitted my patent for this device, and it will be called the "Monkey Poker".
