Originally Posted by notabook

I remember when it happened, I was getting ready to head out towards college. When the news came on the most fair and balanced channel of them all, Fox News, as the plane struck the first tower... I just thought to myself "eh... shit happens" and was ready to head out the door. Then shortly after that, the pentagon got hit. That's what freaked me out the most. The Pentagon, supposedly the pantheon of America's defense... so easily attacked. Where were the laser weapons? Where were the force fields? Where were the cyborg attack forces to retaliate against these terrorist fucks? Then it hit me: It was all an illusion created by the great Lord Xenu to test our faith, kinda like that shitty movie Ghost Dad -- if you could sit through all of it, you?re bound for greatness. Hail Xenu!