"Hey maddox write about snakes."
"...And? What the hell am I supposed to say about snakes? Who gives a shit about them? Snakes are boring and lifeless creatures, barely showing signs of living, if you can call the slow, meandering bobbing motion of their heads from time to time "life." They just sit there all coiled up like a scaley pile of shit. The only cool thing a snake does is eat, which isn't that cool unless it's a live animal, and even then it's 1.5 seconds of action and 96 hours of digestion. Cut the foreplay and take a swallow already. You know what's cooler than watching snakes eat? Having sex."
We need this fucker posting on GFY.