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Anal hobbits are small happy creatures who like to tinker with useless gadgets which they have dreamed up in their little brown caves in the far hills of Ass-staria. They use tools such as sky hooks to hatch their twisted concepts. Well versed in the art or fantasy physics they twiddle their shigs until the full moon comes and plants itself firmly in the ring of the porcelina goddess, "Amercian Standard."
Althought they live a somewhat peacefull existance, they sometimes find themseves plagued with the invading penile marauders, who penetrate the hills and enter into thier caves. Though it is somtimes a painful experience they still fight back launching the stink torpedos at the filthy invading forces. They are generally a peacful race of hobbits, drinking heavly and haveing parties. Sometimes if you listen close enough you can hear thier smelly belches wafting from the Hills.
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 ICQ 917-919
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