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Old 06-01-2006, 07:26 PM  
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There were lots of weird characters at Gold's in Oakland, CA:

-The anorexic girl who had "already comsumed all my oils for the day" by 11am. Then called the front desk with her cell phone to tell them the music is too loud. Even if 5 people in the gym, she'd HAVE to butt in to share equipment so she wouldn't break her routine.

-The fat old geezer who NEVER worked out. He'd sit on the stationary bike and read the paper then hit the locker room. He'd never shower, never change clothes, but he'd grunt and groan locking and unlocking his locker like he was having a heart attack.

-The Church lady who sing gospel music with her headphones and eyes closed.

-The ex-college football star and his entourage who is still think he's going to get into the pros 10 years later.

-The 70 year Chinese lady who works out with a ratty, dirty, frayed car SEAT BELT tied around her waist.

-The pimp daddy with the designer jogging suit with matching shirt, shoes, gym bag, sunglasses, hat, and cell phone case.
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