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Old 05-31-2006, 12:04 AM  
Dagwolf
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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Redneck Getaway this weekend .... hosted by our good friends at MayorsMoney ...........

Now it is common knowledge that my auditions for Steve Lightspeed to become the next Lightspeedcash girl failed miserably in Phoenix ... and I'll be fucked if I know why ????

So alas, LindsayLightSpeed.com remains just an unfulfilled dream, as do the chances of the likes of Jordan Capri, Tawnee Stone and Taylor Little being able to mix it with the ultimate sex symbol in CuriousToyBoy ....















Now Ben, the boss honcho here at LionDollars, and CuriousTim at CuriousCash have made it ABUNDANTLY clear that my value to them FAR exceeds that of my obvious attraction as content and have politely declined to use me in their ventures, obviously concerned that id would be grossly unfai to corner ALL of my talents in such a needy marketplace.

SOOOOO I figure, what about my good friends Mayor and Wizzo ?

SURELY, Mike and Jimmy recognize the obvious talent brought before them, and I figure I could play well with the likes of the lovely Brooke Syke, the delectable Faithe Belle and even Mayor's own gorgeous wife, Kat Young.

So watch out Redneck Getaway ....

You may well get to witness my very own audition for ...........

LoveableLindsay.com !!!!

I may even have packed an outfit or 3 specially.....

It's hard to keep a good man down isn't it ?

Love ya, man, but this post has more spam than my local supermarket.

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