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450.Baby, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day!
451.Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude?
452.Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
453.She: You're so sweet... He: Well, it's easy to be sweet when you're
talking to sugar!
454.Hi, my name's coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night!
455.Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express
ride of love!
456.I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!
457.I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it
how you beautiful you are...
458.Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my heart
cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading
this letter with your lips.
459.What's a nice girl doing in a place like this?
460.Darling...I'd walk 3 miles over broken glass in bare feet to kiss the ass
of the dog who pissed on the hubcap of the truck that took your panties to the
cleaners.
461.So...you're a girl huh?
462.How about you and I going halvsies on a bastard?
463.My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in public.
464.See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
465.That's a nice shirt...it'd look better crumpled up on my floor.
466.Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
467.Excuse me, you look like my favorite porn star.
468.Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
469.Your mom must be a rocket scientist, cuz baby, you're da' bomb.
470.Hello, my name is Bill Clinton...but you can call me tonight.
471.Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
472.I like every bone in your body...especially mine.
473.(Grabbing her ass) Excuse me, is this seat taken?
474.Let's go to my place and do all the things that I'll tell everyone we did
anyway.
475.I see that the flat tax doesn't apply to you.
476.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
No?
You want to go upstairs and talk?
477.Hi Monica...you want to sit on my staff?
478.There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
479.Wanna dance? No? I'm sorry you must have misunderstood me. I said you look
fat in those pants.
480.I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
481.How do you like your eggs in the morning? How about fertilized?
482.Hey baby, you want to see something swell?
483.Hi. I only have 3 months to live.
484.Is it hot in here or is it just you?
485.Do you know what would look good on me? You.
486.Your dad must be a baker...cuz baby, you got nice buns.
487.Can I borrow a quarter?...I want to call your mom and thank her.
488.(Guy rings door with rose in hand) I just wanted to show this rose how
beautiful you really are.
489.Your dad must be a drug dealer...cuz baby, you're dope.
490.My name's Chris, that's so you'll know what to scream.
491.Inflation isn't the only thing going up around here.
492.What's your name, so I'll know who I'll be dreaming about tonight.
493.If your not doing anything qith your lips, how would you like to talk to
me?
494.It's not the heat, it's not the humidity, it's you.
495.I suppose you've heard all the pick-up liness haven't you?
496.Excuse me, didn't we spend a week in the Bahamas together?
497.Are you the one?
498.Is the sun shining that brightly, or I am I blinded by your beauty?
499.So, how many years in a row were you the beauty queen?
500.Please talk to me for just a few minutes, it's good for me to be seen with
a beautiful woman.
501. Is that your smile, or did you pay for it?
502. I know there are thousands of perfect guys out there, but only four of us
don?t watch football.
503. Go ahead, make a pass at me.
504. Your place or your place?
505. I bet I can tell you what?s on my mind.
506. So you are the reason that my insides are doing a dance.
507. That?s enough undressing me with your eyes, let?s get out of here.
508. There?s a fire in my apartment. Would you like to go get warm?
509. I?m available for the next hour.
510. Come with me to the Casbah, we could make beautiful music together.
511. So, what time do we get off?
512.Let?s exchange some family values.
513.I?ll make you see God.
514.Do you sleep on your stomach? No! Can I?
515. Are you married? I hope not, because I want to be your fiancée.
516. Let?s go in to the stairwell so I could?um?sing you a song. The acoustics
are terrible in here.
517. If beauty were music, your be a symphony.
518. Is it just me, or does everyone here have a pick-up line?
519. So what part of heaven are you from?
520. Your voice is like music to my ears.
521. Why don?t I go up to your place and see you sometime?
522. I saw you playing in the band, I?m play the G-string myself.
523. You?re hot stuff!
524. If I could be anything, I?d be your body lotion.
525. There are two things I?d like to say to you, "good night" and "good
morning."
526. Where were you the first time you heard this song?
527. Were you checking me out or did my ego just kick in?
528.What format is you PC?
529. So how will I see you again?
530.The force has sent me over here to save you, take my hand and cum with me.
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