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05-28-2006, 10:52 PM

361.You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? : Her: No.: You: Well then, please
start.
362.I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the e
night?
363.Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends
because my face seats five.
364.Wanna go halves in a baby?
365.You know that I would like to hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You:
(Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike!
366.Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
367.Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
368.Can I see your tan lines?
369.I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
370.Beauty is only a light switch away...
371.If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
372.Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
373.Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a Man friend, come and talk
to me.
374.I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
375.Was sitting here holding this cigarette and I realized I'd rather be
holding you.
376.If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now!
377.Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Do'ya
wanna do lunch?
378.Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better!
379.You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from
afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
380.Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say,
I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!
381.Hey baby, are you a good lover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
382.I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
383.Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
384.Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn
me on!
385.Stand still so I can pick you up!
386.Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to
me, I'll call you and tell you the results.
387.I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
388.Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
389.Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!
390.Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
391.Man: (beckons woman with finger): Woman: (Approaches man): Man: Do you
always cum when someone fingers you?
392.Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a
biscuit!
393.Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
394.Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the
face.
395.Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
396.Do you want to hear a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off? Oh,
you've already heard it.
397.I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
398.Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
399.I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
400.Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
401.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
402.Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
403.Go up to a girl at a bar or a dance and ask her "do you want a fuck (wait
for a second gauging her reaction) and then say ...ing drink.
404.Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a
tiger?"; She says no.: Then wink.
405.Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
406.Excuse me do fries come with that shake?
407.I'd spend money on you I haven't even made.
408.I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over.
409..Baby, you look good coming AND going!
410.I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
411.I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you u
are a better woman than you are a person.
412.So...Do you fuck, or do I owe you an apology?
413.Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya!
414.I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
415.Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me
to introduce myself.
416.If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
417.He: You look like my third wife. : She: Oh, how many time have you been
married? : He: Twice.
418.Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the
ice, will you sleep with me?"
419.I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
420.I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
421.You know what I like about you? My arms.
422.What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
423.So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just
conversation?
424.You make my software turn to hardware!
425.As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
426.Were you fathering an alien? No, why? Because there's nothing else like
you on earth!
427.Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and
me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
428.Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
429.Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
430.Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

431.Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
432.You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the
room
433.There are 256 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?
434.As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate each
other.
435.Are you going places or just being taken?
436.If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.
437.I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours?
438.Gee Girl, your eyes remind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look into
them my nuts tighten!
439.Hey baby I want to take you to Hawaii. To the island of "comona, wanna,
lay ya!
440.If you have a fake leg (or if you don't), rub hers and if she says
anything say, "I'm sorry, I thought that was my leg.
441.Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you!
442.Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9...
443.Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute
to catch your breath!
444.What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles!
445.Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get!
446.You know, I have a romantic side.... Let?s go back to my room and see how
long it takes you to find out!
447.Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida!
448.(As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me!

449.Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road!

05-28-2006, 10:52 PM
Borka Guest Posts: n/a	361.You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? : Her: No.: You: Well then, please start. 362.I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the e night? 363.Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five. 364.Wanna go halves in a baby? 365.You know that I would like to hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (Whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike! 366.Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you? 367.Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. 368.Can I see your tan lines? 369.I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. 370.Beauty is only a light switch away... 371.If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. 372.Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes. 373.Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a Man friend, come and talk to me. 374.I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds. 375.Was sitting here holding this cigarette and I realized I'd rather be holding you. 376.If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now! 377.Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Do'ya wanna do lunch? 378.Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better! 379.You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. 380.Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO! 381.Hey baby, are you a good lover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me? 382.I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! 383.Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 384.Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! 385.Stand still so I can pick you up! 386.Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results. 387.I didn't know that angels could fly so low! 388.Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! 389.Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car! 390.Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now? 391.Man: (beckons woman with finger): Woman: (Approaches man): Man: Do you always cum when someone fingers you? 392.Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! 393.Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. 394.Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 395.Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth? 396.Do you want to hear a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off? Oh, you've already heard it. 397.I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat? 398.Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner? 399.I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. 400.Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. 401.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated? 402.Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. 403.Go up to a girl at a bar or a dance and ask her "do you want a fuck (wait for a second gauging her reaction) and then say ...ing drink. 404.Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?"; She says no.: Then wink. 405.Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere? 406.Excuse me do fries come with that shake? 407.I'd spend money on you I haven't even made. 408.I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over. 409..Baby, you look good coming AND going! 410.I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. 411.I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you u are a better woman than you are a person. 412.So...Do you fuck, or do I owe you an apology? 413.Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya! 414.I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. 415.Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. 416.If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. 417.He: You look like my third wife. : She: Oh, how many time have you been married? : He: Twice. 418.Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" 419.I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. 420.I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. 421.You know what I like about you? My arms. 422.What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me. 423.So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation? 424.You make my software turn to hardware! 425.As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit. 426.Were you fathering an alien? No, why? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 427.Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! 428.Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! 429.Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you! 430.Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? 431.Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. 432.You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room 433.There are 256 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more? 434.As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate each other. 435.Are you going places or just being taken? 436.If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself. 437.I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours? 438.Gee Girl, your eyes remind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look into them my nuts tighten! 439.Hey baby I want to take you to Hawaii. To the island of "comona, wanna, lay ya! 440.If you have a fake leg (or if you don't), rub hers and if she says anything say, "I'm sorry, I thought that was my leg. 441.Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you! 442.Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9... 443.Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute to catch your breath! 444.What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles! 445.Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get! 446.You know, I have a romantic side.... Let?s go back to my room and see how long it takes you to find out! 447.Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida! 448.(As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me! 449.Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road!