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05-28-2006, 10:52 PM

261.You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
262.Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight?
263.Good-looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! : Guy: As soon as I
finish this drink.
264.Lie down. I think I love you.
265.What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
266.I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
267.If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you.
268.My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
269.My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public
place.
270.Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed
together?
271.I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.

272.Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

273.Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets in side
out....) Would you like to?
274.You know I really am James Bond's body double.
275.Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her
clothes.
276.If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
277.I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
278.Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess
your age and weight.
279.You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said 'Particular
nice weather??
280.Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll
chew, chew, chew! (choo!)
281.Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you
my meat.
282.Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well,
let's go on a picnic and find out!
283.Oh, you're a bird watcher.... (Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you
take this for a swallow?
284.Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk
her!
285.Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
286.Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
287.(At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I
don't know where he is.... (Motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm here
with you.
288.Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like
tomorrow!
289.Here's a quarter.... Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming
home tonight!
290.Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together!
291.Baby you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm!
292.Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
293.I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
294.Can I borrow a quarter? [Why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her!
295.You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear!
296.Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and
take/eat what I want!
297.Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
anyway!
298.My name is Chris. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later.

299.Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
300.Can I flirt with you?
301.Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns!
302.[Checking her shirt tag] Just making sure you were the right size!
303.(Grab her ass...) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
304.Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
305.Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart!
306.I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
307.So.... How am I doin'?
308.How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet
clothes?
309.(Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg.
310.You know what would look good on you? Me!
311.Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a
cab home together?
312.Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi
Kate!" She says, "I'm not Kate!" And you say, as your hand slips a little
lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
313.She: Gee, I really enjoyed myself tonight! : He: Me too. Maybe we could
let our bodies enjoy each other sometime!
314.I would love to be the sod under your feet.
315.I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a
pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
316.Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible
doesn't mean we are!
317.Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
318.Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
319.You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
320.Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
321.What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
322.I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in
black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps
too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic.
323.Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to
pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
324.Excuse me, do you live around here often?
325.I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!
326.I've got an itch honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.
327.I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler?
328.Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
329.I have only three months to live...
330.Hey baby, what's your sign? All you can eat?
331.Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you!
332.Where have you been all my life?
333.In the produce department: "How can you tell if these things are ripe?"
334.Hey, weren't you Miss Virginia last year?
335.Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The
only thing that matters is that we're together.
336.I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
337.Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
338.Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
339.If I follow you home, will you keep me?
340.Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile
341.Go up to a girl and tell her she has nice legs.... then ask would she mind
if you named them. She says ok, and you say ok this one is Thanksgiving and
that one is Christmas...would you mind if I visited between the holidays?
342.Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
343.Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
344.As she's leaving.... Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
345.Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!
346.Hey baby, you wanna fullback or should I apologize?
347.If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
348.Want to see my stamp collection?
349.Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn?t
floppy.
350.Hi, do you want to have my children? (Assuming the answer is 'no'), OK
then, can we just practice?
351.Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
352.Do you know how to use a whip?
353.Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them.
354.Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
355.How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to
make for you in the morning!
356.Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
357.You: Hi, wanna f*ck? : Her: No! : Me: Mind lying down while I have one?
358.Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... You shouldn't go home without me!
359.Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
360.Excuse me, ma?am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

05-28-2006, 10:52 PM
Borka Guest Posts: n/a	261.You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign. 262.Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight? 263.Good-looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! : Guy: As soon as I finish this drink. 264.Lie down. I think I love you. 265.What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? 266.I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. 267.If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you. 268.My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. 269.My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. 270.Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together? 271.I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate. 272.Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? 273.Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets in side out....) Would you like to? 274.You know I really am James Bond's body double. 275.Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes. 276.If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 277.I think I could fall madly in bed with you. 278.Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight. 279.You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said 'Particular nice weather?? 280.Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll chew, chew, chew! (choo!) 281.Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. 282.Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! 283.Oh, you're a bird watcher.... (Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow? 284.Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her! 285.Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out! 286.Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart. 287.(At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I don't know where he is.... (Motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm here with you. 288.Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow! 289.Here's a quarter.... Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight! 290.Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together! 291.Baby you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm! 292.Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!? 293.I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 294.Can I borrow a quarter? [Why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her! 295.You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear! 296.Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take/eat what I want! 297.Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway! 298.My name is Chris. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later. 299.Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? 300.Can I flirt with you? 301.Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns! 302.[Checking her shirt tag] Just making sure you were the right size! 303.(Grab her ass...) Pardon me, is this seat taken? 304.Is it hot in here? Or is it just you? 305.Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart! 306.I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 307.So.... How am I doin'? 308.How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes? 309.(Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg. 310.You know what would look good on you? Me! 311.Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? 312.Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Kate!" She says, "I'm not Kate!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!" 313.She: Gee, I really enjoyed myself tonight! : He: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime! 314.I would love to be the sod under your feet. 315.I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? 316.Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are! 317.Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? 318.Hey, didn't we go to different schools together? 319.You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! 320.Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa? 321.What's your favorite position on extramarital sex? 322.I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic. 323.Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress. 324.Excuse me, do you live around here often? 325.I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade! 326.I've got an itch honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out. 327.I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler? 328.Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? 329.I have only three months to live... 330.Hey baby, what's your sign? All you can eat? 331.Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you! 332.Where have you been all my life? 333.In the produce department: "How can you tell if these things are ripe?" 334.Hey, weren't you Miss Virginia last year? 335.Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. 336.I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? 337.Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. 338.Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? 339.If I follow you home, will you keep me? 340.Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile 341.Go up to a girl and tell her she has nice legs.... then ask would she mind if you named them. She says ok, and you say ok this one is Thanksgiving and that one is Christmas...would you mind if I visited between the holidays? 342.Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? 343.Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? 344.As she's leaving.... Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! 345.Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root! 346.Hey baby, you wanna fullback or should I apologize? 347.If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me. 348.Want to see my stamp collection? 349.Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn?t floppy. 350.Hi, do you want to have my children? (Assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice? 351.Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off? 352.Do you know how to use a whip? 353.Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them. 354.Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! 355.How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! 356.Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! 357.You: Hi, wanna f*ck? : Her: No! : Me: Mind lying down while I have one? 358.Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... You shouldn't go home without me! 359.Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. 360.Excuse me, ma?am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?