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05-28-2006, 10:51 PM

161.I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
162.Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky, and
put them in your eyes.
163.Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
164.If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
165.I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line?
Are you disappointed?
166.Do you have a 40 cents? Too bad, because I need to call my mother and tell
her I just found the woman of my dreams.
167.Do you have a map?" "I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
168.Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
169.Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
170.Inheriting eighty million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak
heart.
171.Excuse me, do you live around here often?
172.Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home
together?
173.What's your sign? ( This one was used in honor of Mike Gunlogson)
174.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you.
175.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together.
176.I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
177.I was sitting here holding my cigarette when I realized I'd rather be
holding you.
178.If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now.
179.I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman.
180.Sorry, I thought you were someone else, by the way, here's my card.
181.Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
182.Dump him
183.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
184.Hi, my friend wants to know your name.
185.Are you smiling, or do I have my contacts in wrong?
186.You have the whitest teeth I have ever seen.
187.You look firmiliar. Aren't you that girl from my dreams?
188.May I have your autograph?
189.I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you.
190.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
191.Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past
you again?
192.That shirt looks very becoming on you.... of course if I were on you I?d
be coming too.
193.If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!!
194.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
195.Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
196.Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put
them in your eyes!
197.Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
198.That dress looks nice.... Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in
the corner of my room.
199.Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
200.Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself
in your pants.
201.Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that
pops up!?
202.Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?

203.(Check female's shirt tag).... Just as I thought, made in heaven!
204.Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.

205.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

206.Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
207.Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
208.Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot
209.Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?
210.My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not?
211.Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
212.Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
213.If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
214.I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
215.Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
216.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!
217.Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
218.If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
219.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No,
huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?
220.That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
221.(Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
222.That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
223.Hey baby, you want to see something swell?
224.Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced
nipples....
225.Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers!
226.I love every bone in your body...especially mine.
227.(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they
were wings.
228.Pardon me, are you in heat?!
229.Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
230.You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together,
I'd get 69.
231.You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing
my pretty balls.
232.You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
234.Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the
girl of my dreams.
235.Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
236.You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
237.Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
238.Your face or mine?
239.Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and
spread the word?!
240.Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
241.Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a
feed bag!
242.Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
243.Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
244.Make a calling card that says...Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then
watch your victim try to hold back her smile.
245.Hi, my name's Chris, how do you like me so far?
246.Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two
of us.
247.Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza?
248.She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? : Him: Do you have the energy?

249.Bond. James Bond.
250.You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone
has already beaten me to it.
251.You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So,
what's one more?
252.Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.): Him: I like
nothing better.
253.Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply
ask, "are you ready to go home now?
254.You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something
else.
255.At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask,
"Wanna roll?"
256.You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming
across.
257.That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are
wearing.
258.Think you can dance in those shoes?
259.OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat
260.Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck
this, it's a gem!"

05-28-2006, 10:51 PM
Borka Guest Posts: n/a	161.I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment? 162.Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky, and put them in your eyes. 163.Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 164.If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you. 165.I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed? 166.Do you have a 40 cents? Too bad, because I need to call my mother and tell her I just found the woman of my dreams. 167.Do you have a map?" "I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. 168.Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. 169.Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? 170.Inheriting eighty million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. 171.Excuse me, do you live around here often? 172.Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home together? 173.What's your sign? ( This one was used in honor of Mike Gunlogson) 174.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you. 175.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together. 176.I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? 177.I was sitting here holding my cigarette when I realized I'd rather be holding you. 178.If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now. 179.I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman. 180.Sorry, I thought you were someone else, by the way, here's my card. 181.Say, didn't we go to different schools together? 182.Dump him 183.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? 184.Hi, my friend wants to know your name. 185.Are you smiling, or do I have my contacts in wrong? 186.You have the whitest teeth I have ever seen. 187.You look firmiliar. Aren't you that girl from my dreams? 188.May I have your autograph? 189.I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you. 190.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated? 191.Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again? 192.That shirt looks very becoming on you.... of course if I were on you I?d be coming too. 193.If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!! 194.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 195.Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day. 196.Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes! 197.Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 198.That dress looks nice.... Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room. 199.Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. 200.Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants. 201.Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!? 202.Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you? 203.(Check female's shirt tag).... Just as I thought, made in heaven! 204.Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess. 205.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? 206.Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous! 207.Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time? 208.Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot 209.Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to? 210.My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not? 211.Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? 212.Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? 213.If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? 214.I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place? 215.Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in? 216.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you! 217.Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do? 218.If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 219.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk? 220.That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it? 221.(Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help? 222.That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I. 223.Hey baby, you want to see something swell? 224.Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples.... 225.Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers! 226.I love every bone in your body...especially mine. 227.(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. 228.Pardon me, are you in heat?! 229.Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here. 230.You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69. 231.You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls. 232.You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! 234.Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. 235.Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 236.You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square? 237.Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! 238.Your face or mine? 239.Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?! 240.Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! 241.Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! 242.Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. 243.Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 244.Make a calling card that says...Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile. 245.Hi, my name's Chris, how do you like me so far? 246.Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us. 247.Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza? 248.She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? : Him: Do you have the energy? 249.Bond. James Bond. 250.You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beaten me to it. 251.You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what's one more? 252.Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.): Him: I like nothing better. 253.Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "are you ready to go home now? 254.You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else. 255.At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?" 256.You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across. 257.That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing. 258.Think you can dance in those shoes? 259.OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat 260.Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this, it's a gem!"