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Old 09-13-2012, 10:49 PM   #1
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Official Paul Markham Haiku Thread

We need Markham's sperm
Future generations depend
Or all hope is lost.
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Old 09-14-2012, 12:20 AM   #2
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Haiku fail, my friend
Seven syllables: line 2
You had too many
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:34 AM   #3
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Haiku fail, my friend
Seven syllables: line 2
You had too many
okay okay I see.. I see.. Hrmmm

You know what fuck it. This is supposed to be like the Twilight Zone anyways, nothing involving Markham is supposed to make sense. That's what makes it so fucking join magical.

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Old 09-14-2012, 01:45 AM   #4
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Traffic is easy
only idiots don't know
that content is king.
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:30 PM   #5
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Unless idiots are banned from this forum it will sink into squabbling and nonsense by them.
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Old 09-15-2012, 02:05 PM   #6
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Unless idiots are banned from this forum it will sink into squabbling and nonsense by them.
That's not a haiku
You need certain syllables
It's the haiku way
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Old 09-15-2012, 11:50 PM   #7
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That's not a haiku
You need certain syllables
It's the haiku way
Glad you're back and posting. Can I remind you about your promise?

Charity donation promise.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19161616&postcount=1668

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17939754&postcount=103

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19161705&postcount=1671

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19163691&postcount=1687

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19164208&postcount=1691
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Old 09-16-2012, 12:35 AM   #8
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Japanese Poem
one five, then 7, then five
that is how it works

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Old 09-16-2012, 01:40 AM   #9
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Can we have a reply on this please.
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Old 09-16-2012, 05:19 AM   #10
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A war on a hill
A military battle
It was a HIGH COUP
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Old 09-16-2012, 07:11 PM   #11
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Donations for Paul,
promised though they might have been,
remain in motion.
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Old 09-17-2012, 07:49 AM   #12
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Paul is a retard
Paul's a complete idiot
Markham the moron
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Old 09-23-2012, 12:54 AM   #13
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Dont worwee, Pauwul. He gonna do more wabbit twix and pull money from his ass for you. He dependable guy.
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Old 09-23-2012, 01:03 AM   #14
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Paul is a retard
Paul's a complete idiot
Markham the moron
Paul's retired laughing at you guys who have to work.
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Old 09-24-2012, 02:05 PM   #15
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No, Paul a haiku
is a japanese poem
the form is quite strict

it's five syllables
then seven syllables more
then another five

I hope that helps you
now you try and make one too
remember the rules
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:55 PM   #16
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Hi Damian, what's happening about your promise to donate to charity. Did you send the money? If so proof please.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:47 AM   #17
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Hi Damian, what's happening about your promise to donate to charity. Did you send the money? If so proof please.
That's not a haiku
On Gamification thread
You will find my reply
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:04 AM   #18
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That's not a haiku
On Gamification thread
You will find my reply
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19202149&postcount=32

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What on earth does it have to do with you, love?

Here's the thing.

I post saying I donated. Paul demands proof. I post proof. Paul claims it was photoshopped. This has happened when Paul paid money to a stalking site to try and find out where I lived. I posted lots of proof. He just said it was a photoshop.

Or I post saying it was a 'joke' like Paul did when he said his friends thought it would be bad for him to be in charge of 15 year old children.

I'm fairly sure most kids' charities would find it hard to take money on behalf of a man who said teachers need, and I quote, a "will of iron" to resist fucking the kids they looks after.

Doesn't really matter either way, does it? There is no winning situation. So I am ignoring him when he mentions it.

My charity donations remains private.

I do really appreciate you joining in with DVTimes trolling it though, makes you look like a real man. Well done.

I'm off to a festival for the weekend. You enjoy playing with your new chum DVTimes. Change your sig too, you could be pals forever!

So what do you think about gamification of porn? People could get points every time they bought an ad from you that didn't work. It'd be great!
I'm amazed and somewhat flattered Damian cares so much about what I think and that he won't put up the proof because I won't believe him. While ignoring what every one else here thinks of him.
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:35 AM   #19
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You still don't get it
It's 5, then 7, then 5
Try again Markham
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:38 AM   #20
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your link attack

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Haiku fail, my friend
Seven syllables: line 2
You had too many
you are attacked when clicking on link
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:16 PM   #21
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Deity won't play
always trying to deflect
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Old 10-19-2012, 12:27 PM   #22
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Donations for Paul,
promised though they might have been,
remain in motion.
Now that is a Poem
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Old 10-20-2012, 01:38 AM   #23
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Donations for Paul,
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remain in motion.
They never will be, never were in motion. It was a loud mouth fool mouthing out of his depth. Others call it lying.

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Old 11-01-2012, 05:41 PM   #25
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dvtimes, you unbelievably extremely stupid cunt, nobody and i repeat NOBODY likes your completely unfunny photoshop beginners' class collage, you obsessed ignorant dense piece of shit
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