HOT TIP: Ive gotten more 18-20 year old ass in the last 60 days than EVER.

[Anal Hobbit]

Im talking hot young ass. 18-20...

Ive been getting one to three good quality ass per week.

Wanna know how??

[Anal Hobbit]

Im serious.. This is 100% gaurenteeeed shit... Not some bullshit..

But you guys wont like it.

I know Im gunna get a lot of heat for this.

But its my best Anal Hobbit tip yet.

[ssp]

You pay them?

[Anal Hobbit]

Open a myspace account..

Add a few hotties.. Add their friends..

But make sure they are all under 21.. Should be pretty easy. This place is full of people this age.. All wanting to act hot and sexy.

Here is the tip.
Talk to them. Offer to buy them Alcohol.....

You would be amazed and shocked how many of these gals take you up on the offer..

Next thing you know, you are fucking some grade A quality ass... And partying with them, and fucking their friends too.

[Phoenix]

fuck yeah...think my wife will find out though ;)

[Anal Hobbit]

It an artform if you think about it.

YOu have to lure them in. Like a young fish...

Get them comfortable with you, then offer to buy them booze..

They will say no at first, but as the days go buy and as they get more comfortable with you, more times than not they accept.

And these are hot women.

And they always have friends..

Whats even better is you dont actually pay for the Alcohol, they give you the CASH to do it.

So you dont have to pay a dime.

And being the older man, you are like a VIP in the parties.

[Dirty F]

Originally Posted by Phoenix

fuck yeah...think my wife will find out though ;)

Are you married??? Wtf.

Did you meet her at some conspiracy meeting or what?

[L0rdJuni0r]

i've seen alot of fine asses on myspace..

[Mr. Romance]

Damm I am missing out on this myspace thing living here in Uruguay...


Mr. Romance

[Anal Hobbit]

My space is a fucking gold mine I tell ya.

So many sluts..

All young and wanting to act old...

You can so easily impressess these whores.. So easy....

I swear Ive been working em for a few months now... With little effort, and Im fucking some great teen ass..

Drunk, but fine..

And their friends too.

[Anal Hobbit]

Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r

i've seen alot of fine asses on myspace..

Yes..

And they all want to be like Paris Hilton.

Its so fucking crazy.

They all doll up, look super hot, live with their parents, find some friends house, have a party..

You show up with Kegs, and tons of Alcohol, and you are king.

I even bring a buddy.

We've gotten sooo much ass.

It should be illegal.

[Dirty F]

I only get older women who want to hook up :/

[AVN Theo]

how do you get them pay? you get them drunk and give them the bill before banging them?

anal hobbit you are my idol

[Anal Hobbit]

Originally Posted by Franck

Are you married??? Wtf.

Did you meet her at some conspiracy meeting or what?

Married??

Hell no.........

But who knows.. Maybe some day.

But between the free whores (see sig) and the myspace young twats all buzzed up, why get married.

Im telling you im getting hardcore hot ass.

[QualityMpegs]

haha, i think it is "illegal."

[Anal Hobbit]

Check out this whore...



http://www.myspace.com/krys_tie


Im talking better than her even.. 18 years old.

All very impressionable, all love to fuck...

Its just too easy.

Its like taking a net to the fish hatchery to fish.

[CamBoss]

You drugged them?

[Anal Hobbit]

I dont mean to spam myspace to you all, but hell, this place is a gift from God.

It attracts the EXACT type of girls us as exploiters seek..

IT is a modern day gold mine for people like us.

UNREAL...

[AVN Theo]

I have this ultra hot girl on myspace, she's all cool,but doesnt date ppl from the internet

how do you change that? Advice me hobbit

[Anal Hobbit]

Originally Posted by pimpporn

You drugged them?

Hey dumb fuck...


Where does it say I drugged them??

Jesus.. Typical GFYer..

No wonder you dont get any fine quality ass.

You need to read more careful and learn.. Listen when I talk.

[Anal Hobbit]

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

I have this ultra hot girl on myspace, she's all cool,but doesnt date ppl from the internet

how do you change that? Advice me hobbit

You are handling it all wrong..

Think bigger. Think in bulk..

The dynamic is almost TGP in nature.

You must think traffic.

Add, add, add and add girls.. Work them all. Dont limit yourself to one. You are too quality focused.. You must think Quanity. And with numbers, quality will float.

Its the TGP dynamic.

When you get better and more expierenced, you will have an eye and feel from the responses you get which ones are the better ones to work on, and which ones are just too innocent, and you must pass on.

Never ever focus on just "one" gal as you are mentioning...

Think big.. Thing in the dozens per day. Not one per week.

If you are really hung up on one gal, then work her friends.. Chances are she has one slut friend who likes to party. Chances are when you set up a party, she will bring the gal you like.

You can work her there.. Fuck her and her friend.

[NaughtyAce]

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Yes..

And they all want to be like Paris Hilton.

Its so fucking crazy.

They all doll up, look super hot, live with their parents, find some friends house, have a party..

You show up with Kegs, and tons of Alcohol, and you are king.

I even bring a buddy.

We've gotten sooo much ass.

It should be illegal.

It is illegal to buy minors Alchohal..............

[twinkley]

this is possibly the dumbest post on GFY today

CONGRATS!



twinkley

[Anal Hobbit]

Originally Posted by NaughtyAce

It is illegal to buy minors Alchohal..............

Think about what you just said......

I mean really think about it..

Is what you just said productive or counterproductive to our cause..

Ill let you think about that for a moment.

[Anal Hobbit]

If anyone lives back east, here is a good one.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...iendID=2173625



SHE WOULD GO OUT OF HER WAY TO SHOW YOU HOW HARD SHE IS.

Can you say "GOLD MINE"

[Anal Hobbit]

Originally Posted by twinkley

this is possibly the dumbest post on GFY today

CONGRATS!

twinkley

You some kind of fag??? You dont like Quality Young ass??

With a name like Twiknle, I think I just anwered my own question..

This tread isnt for you faggot..

This is for the real men.

[AVN Theo]

thank you ANAL HOBBIT

[SweetJeanette]

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Open a myspace account..

Add a few hotties.. Add their friends..

But make sure they are all under 21.. Should be pretty easy. This place is full of people this age.. All wanting to act hot and sexy.

Here is the tip.
Talk to them. Offer to buy them Alcohol.....

You would be amazed and shocked how many of these gals take you up on the offer..

Next thing you know, you are fucking some grade A quality ass... And partying with them, and fucking their friends too.

Wow! Taking advantage of the stupidity of young immature girls....hmmm...why didn't I ever think of that?

You probably won't think this is such a great idea when one claims that you raped her, or more likely- you get caught giving alcohol to a minor....but ya know...anything for pussy, right?

Just explain it that way to the judge, I'm sure he'll understand and let you go home.

[Anal Hobbit]

Hmm...
I may have been a bit harsh on Twinkle..

I was just thinking.. It is 2006.... I need to get over the twink phobia..

Hey, my ferry brother..

This dynamic could work equally well on young men as well.

18-20 year old boy ass..

Give it a shot.

Let me know how it turns out..

[SweetJeanette]

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

You some kind of fag??? You dont like Quality Young ass??

With a name like Twiknle, I think I just anwered my own question..

This tread isnt for you faggot..

This is for the real men.

Real Men??? Sorry to break it to you honey, but if you were any kind of man yourself, you would have to balls to go out and find someone your own age.

[Anal Hobbit]

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl

Wow! Taking advantage of the stupidity of young immature girls....hmmm...why didn't I ever think of that?

You probably won't think this is such a great idea when one claims that you raped her, or more likely- you get caught giving alcohol to a minor....but ya know...anything for pussy, right?

Just explain it that way to the judge, I'm sure he'll understand and let you go home.

You are no fun.. No fun at all..

And you work in the smut biz...

How do you think so many young gals aged 18-20 get in your biz??

Because they love to have sex on film??

Haaaa!! Think again.

Im only using a tactic that has been developed by people in the adult industry (which you are a part of) and taking them to the next hot place.

My space...

And furthermore, I am not exploiting them like those in your adult industry do.

I am simply providing them with what they want, and getting what I want in return..

Unlike a smut peddler who leaves emotional scars on these gals with video that never goes away 4-life, they get over the one night stand drunk sex with me in a matter of months.

What you and people in your industry do is far worse than what I do. Something they as a young person did, and as a result live with forever..

Im just having fun.. You are passing out scars for life.

Think about it.

[Anal Hobbit]

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl

Real Men??? Sorry to break it to you honey, but if you were any kind of man yourself, you would have to balls to go out and find someone your own age.

Oh.. So now you are judging me for liking gals younger than me???

again.. what industry do you represent??

You should put this all over your sites you rep for.

Tell the guys surfing the teen sites, "Sorry to break it to you honey, but if you were any kind of man yourself, you would have to balls to go out and find someone your own age"

I think you have issues hun..

Perhaps the adult biz isnt for you. It contradicts your beliefs.

No?

[dank]

Jeanette,

I hate this hobbit guy as much as the next person..

But he does have a point.

[boneprone]

Im actually with Jeanette on this one..

This whole thing is just a bad idea.. Hobbit should be banned. This is unreal, and I think its illegal.

What we do in the adult industry is not illegal..

[L-Pink]

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

Check out this whore...



http://www.myspace.com/krys_tie


Im talking better than her even.. 18 years old.

All very impressionable, all love to fuck...

Its just too easy.

Its like taking a net to the fish hatchery to fish.

You asshat, she is plastered across the net. Or is this her REAL profile

.

[SweetJeanette]

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

You are no fun.. No fun at all..

And you work in the smut biz...

How do you think so many young gals aged 18-20 get in your biz??

Because they love to have sex on film??

Haaaa!! Think again.

Im only using a tactic that has been developed by people in the adult industry (which you are a part of) and taking them to the next hot place.

My space...

And furthermore, I am not exploiting them like those in your adult industry do.

I am simply providing them with what they want, and getting what I want in return..

Unlike a smut peddler who leaves emotional scars on these gals with video that never goes away 4-life, they get over the one night stand drunk sex with me in a matter of months.

What you and people in your industry do is far worse than what I do. Something they as a young person did, and as a result live with forever..

Im just having fun.. You are passing out scars for life.

Think about it.

Hmmm...interesting logic that makes no sence. What do you do for a living??? The same thing I do? Right? Except I don't spend my time preying on younger girls and bragging about it to a bunch or strangers on a forum somewhere after or before I do my job. I think you need not worry yourself with what I do and why I work where I work, and focus more on yourself. And next time if you don't want someone to tell you what they think, don't go posting stupid crap in the forums that people like me will comment on...
Oh and FYI- you think some one night stand with you doesn't scar these fragile girls? You know nothing about the opposite sex...really...nothing!

[WebairGerard]

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

You show up with Kegs, and tons of Alcohol, and you are king.

I even bring a buddy.

We've gotten sooo much ass.

It should be illegal.

FYI, providing alcohol to underage kids is illegal

[Anal Hobbit]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

You asshat, she is plastered across the net. Or is this her REAL profile

.

Hey I dont know if she is real or not.. Im using her as an example..

What is real is the soreness from my cock from fucking all night..

[SweetJeanette]

Originally Posted by boneprone

Im actually with Jeanette on this one..

This whole thing is just a bad idea.. Hobbit should be banned. This is unreal, and I think its illegal.

What we do in the adult industry is not illegal..

Thank you, exactly! Plus what you're doing Anal Hobbit, is just wrong and immoral.

What would you say to a man who takes that logic and applies it to a 10 year old? Granted, it's not quite the same, but I think you can see where I'm going with this.

[s9ann0]

I blame the alchohol laws in USA I mean UK myspace would tell you to fuck off because they've been drinking alchohol from the local shop since they were 14 and getting into clubs since they were 16!

[Tdog]

anal, do you have to work on there parents before you take them out?

[Anal Hobbit]

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl

Hmmm...interesting logic that makes no sence. What do you do for a living??? The same thing I do? Right? Except I don't spend my time preying on younger girls and bragging about it to a bunch or strangers on a forum somewhere after or before I do my job. I think you need not worry yourself with what I do and why I work where I work, and focus more on yourself. And next time if you don't want someone to tell you what they think, don't go posting stupid crap in the forums that people like me will comment on...
Oh and FYI- you think some one night stand with you doesn't scar these fragile girls? You know nothing about the opposite sex...really...nothing!

I dont work in the adult biz... Never have never will.

I only found gfy because myself and my uncle Diabetic rage came here for technical support for an overbilling issue someone in YOUR indsutry did to our family..

GFy helped me resolve that issue. I later tried to launch a program called Jesus Cash with the help of some webmasted from the Portland Webamster show. It never took off, and then LENSMAN, that MOTHER FUCKER hijacked my domain.. Hence.. www.jesuscash.com

Ever since then Ive been a part of GFY. Giving tips here. Hangin here.

I may not be in the industry, but Im well respected and loved here at GFY.

I am the Anal Hobbit.

[DaddyHalbucks]

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

It an artform if you think about it.

YOu have to lure them in. Like a young fish...

Get them comfortable with you, then offer to buy them booze..

They will say no at first, but as the days go buy and as they get more comfortable with you, more times than not they accept.

And these are hot women.

And they always have friends..

Whats even better is you dont actually pay for the Alcohol, they give you the CASH to do it.

So you dont have to pay a dime.

And being the older man, you are like a VIP in the parties.

When the music stops, how do you prevent the cops from hauling your ass to jail?

[boneprone]

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl

Thank you, exactly! Plus what you're doing Anal Hobbit, is just wrong and immoral.

What would you say to a man who takes that logic and applies it to a 10 year old? Granted, it's not quite the same, but I think you can see where I'm going with this.

Yep.. Im with you MeNiceGirl...

This hobbit guy is a few strokes away from being in jail.. Ive said it before and Ill say it again. He makes me sick.. He really does..

Also myspace is a great place.. DOnt let hobbit make it look otherwise..

Hey MeNiceGirl, you have myspace??

Add me.. Would love to talk to you.. Buy you a drink sometime at a show.

http://www.myspace.com.boneprone

LOL. you are 21 though right?

[Anal Hobbit]

Hey boneprone.. Fuck you.. Always swooping in with that B on your chest and cape like you are some kind of porn superhero...

You give away porn for free.. How is that morally wrong..

Have fun with having "drinks" with the hypocryite MeNiceGirl at a show..

Fucktard.

Again how is what you are doing any different than what I do.

I just dont get you people.

[Anal Hobbit]

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

When the music stops, how do you prevent the cops from hauling your ass to jail?

Stupid fuck....

Is home land security gunna come get me, casue I happen to party with some 20 year olds..

Jesus christ you dumb fuck.. Have you ever, i mean EVER been to a webmaster show?

You know those "models" at the shows, at the parties.. You think they are all over 21??

Think again dipshit.

[SGS]

God bless the Anal Hobbit.

[Kevsh]

Are you the same guy who posted a thread about how to get laid by hookers and not pay?

[Anal Hobbit]

Originally Posted by Kevsh

Are you the same guy who posted a thread about how to get laid by hookers and not pay?

Yes..

See sig..
Tip #4..

It was the most viewed thread in GFY history..

Yet they locked it..

Fucking Morons.

[SgtStrider]

ok this is a sick ass thread. if you need to find girls 18 to 20 on myspace you ve got some issues. and whats wrong with girls your age? do they know your trickery and dont play your game?