Best Sex Toy Affiliate Program - GoFuckYourself.com

Eric · 08-19-2011, 12:42 PM

And the nominee's are...

Jack Sparrow · 08-19-2011, 01:05 PM

FN cash right? Right?

Klen · 08-19-2011, 07:29 PM

Voted for FN cash since they are only company where you can actually stick it.

dillonaire · 08-20-2011, 07:13 AM

with FN Cash you limit your traffic to only men or one product (very good product!!!). GameLink we offer a full product suit of sex toys and we sell the fleshlight in addition to selling dildos, vibs, penis pumps, male enhancement, etc. Plus, once the customer gets the toy we provide movies for stimulation so affiliates can keep monetizing their customer. See JayDeeZee for more info ICQ - 332 476 407

Chosen · 08-20-2011, 09:25 AM

Voted NOT for FN Cash

VenzuelanChick · 08-22-2011, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Voted for FN cash since they are only company where you can actually stick it.

And we actually make what we sell

Thanks for the vote!

TorchWood · 08-22-2011, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

with FN Cash you limit your traffic to only men or one product (very good product!!!). GameLink we offer a full product suit of sex toys and we sell the fleshlight in addition to selling dildos, vibs, penis pumps, male enhancement, etc. Plus, once the customer gets the toy we provide movies for stimulation so affiliates can keep monetizing their customer. See JayDeeZee for more info ICQ - 332 476 407

Over four million men disagree and get their "stimulation" from tube sites and other sources. Any stats on tied content and toy buying? and also on female purchases that make your traffic a non-"limited" one?

dillonaire · 08-22-2011, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by TorchWood

Over four million men disagree and get their "stimulation" from tube sites and other sources. Any stats on tied content and toy buying? and also on female purchases that make your traffic a non-"limited" one?

4 million people get their stimulation from tube sites!?! Are you insane? Traffic junky alone does 20 million unique visitors a day. LOL

As far as stats goes it is just common sense if someone buys a sex toy chances are they watch porn. Yes, some of those consumers will watch tube sites for their stimulation, but the true porn connoisseur who wants decent content will pay for porn from sites like gamelink or hotmovies. These are paying customers that just bought a fleshlight. And for webmasters to ignore the female market is crazy and they are leaving a lot of money on the table. The female market is where the greatest % of our toy business comes from with with huge average order sizes from lines line like Lelo (high end vibrators) that retail for $150 per item.

slavdogg · 08-22-2011, 12:31 PM

VenzuelanChick, is there a good reason why my ass hurts after using one of your products ??

Relentless · 08-22-2011, 12:31 PM

Stockroom.

HotMonica · 08-22-2011, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Relentless

Stockroom.

Thanks

And thanks to everyone else too!

dillonaire · 08-22-2011, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HotMonica

Thanks

And thanks to everyone else too!

I would like to personally thank you for being AWESOME MONICA. And thanx for your vote even though you work for stockroom! I wont tell.

HotMonica · 08-22-2011, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

I would like to personally thank you for being AWESOME MONICA. And thanx for your vote even though you work for stockroom! I wont tell.

It was the least I could do after you personally tested this for us http://www.stockroom.com/The-Nut-Crusher--P4649.aspx

BubeeMike · 08-22-2011, 02:19 PM

Jeff, I voted for you as well for helping us develop docking stations. It is so hard to find an uncircumcised man these days.

dillonaire · 08-22-2011, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BubeeMike

Jeff, I voted for you as well for helping us develop docking stations. It is so hard to find an uncircumcised man these days.

I try to help out where i can. I still think we should develop out JT Dockroom.com together.

slavdogg · 08-22-2011, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by HotMonica

It was the least I could do after you personally tested this for us http://www.stockroom.com/The-Nut-Crusher--P4649.aspx

i tested it on jeff last night, it was a very docktastic experience.

BubeeMike · 08-22-2011, 03:08 PM

He prefers this as the docking coupler: http://stockroom.com/Kalis-Teeth-Cha...ced-P3260.aspx

dillonaire · 08-22-2011, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BubeeMike

He prefers this as the docking coupler: http://stockroom.com/Kalis-Teeth-Cha...ced-P3260.aspx

Cant go wrong with that badboy. Just thinking of the last time Mike and I docked with this device still brings a smile to my face.

BubeeMike · 08-22-2011, 03:38 PM

I know, I giggle like a Catholic school girl every time I think back to you falling out of it. We make them tighter now. ;)

HotMonica · 08-22-2011, 03:39 PM

this thread needs pics.

dillonaire · 08-22-2011, 03:40 PM

George W. Bush during the national docking conference giving a docking demo.

http://media.tumblr.com/v39buSNiGc80...QRGYdp_500.jpg

dillonaire · 08-22-2011, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by HotMonica

this thread needs pics.

Those photos are safely locked away and only to be shared with Mike.

BubeeMike · 08-22-2011, 03:46 PM

First we had to hold him still. You know Jeff, all squirmy and shit.

Opps, I violated your trust. I am sorry, Just this once. We got a good angle at least.

M

dillonaire · 08-22-2011, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BubeeMike

First we had to hold him still. You know Jeff, all squirmy and shit.

Opps, I violated your trust. I am sorry, Just this once. We got a good angle at least.

M

Since you said "sorry" im forgive you this once.

BrandonGold · 08-22-2011, 06:04 PM

jeff, mike showed me the really really insane pics.... didnt know you had it in you....

dillonaire · 08-22-2011, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BrandonGold

jeff, mike showed me the really really insane pics.... didnt know you had it in you....

im full of surprises! and welcome to gfy!

dillonaire · 08-23-2011, 12:48 PM

Tight race between stockroom and gamelink. Tight like Mike's man buns.

BAKO · 08-24-2011, 02:12 AM

Gamelink gets my vote

dillonaire · 08-24-2011, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BAKO

Gamelink gets my vote

Thanx Bako!!! Means a lot coming from one of the top webmaster out there and one cool ass mofo. BAKO let do a little Dock-O

VenzuelanChick · 08-24-2011, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by slavdogg

VenzuelanChick, is there a good reason why my ass hurts after using one of your products ??

How are you using the product!!!!????

TorchWood · 08-24-2011, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

4 million people get their stimulation from tube sites!?! Are you insane? Traffic junky alone does 20 million unique visitors a day. LOL

The 4 million was sales, not visitors so your point is irrelevant. Nice try but no cigar.

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As far as stats goes it is just common sense if someone buys a sex toy chances are they watch porn. Yes, some of those consumers will watch tube sites for their stimulation, but the true porn connoisseur who wants decent content will pay for porn from sites like gamelink or hotmovies. These are paying customers that just bought a fleshlight. And for webmasters to ignore the female market is crazy and they are leaving a lot of money on the table. The female market is where the greatest % of our toy business comes from with with huge average order sizes from lines line like Lelo (high end vibrators) that retail for $150 per item.

As for this, nice speech for a role in government but still no stats, a bunch of obvious points and nothing said by me to negate the fact that women are big in the toy market which has been known for MANY years. As I mentioned, nice attempt but no cubano. Still, you felt the need to single out and demean the competition, hence the rebuttal.

barcodes · 08-24-2011, 01:01 PM

matuloo · 08-24-2011, 02:44 PM

I have my complaints as far as FNcash goes but during my looong years in internet adult biz, the fleshlight is the only product that actually generated nice sales for me. I sold hundreds and hundreds of fleshlights so far and continue to sell them till the date

So in my case its easy, FNcash gets the vote because of the best selling product

VenzuelanChick · 08-24-2011, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by matuloo

I have my complaints as far as FNcash goes but during my looong years in internet adult biz, the fleshlight is the only product that actually generated nice sales for me. I sold hundreds and hundreds of fleshlights so far and continue to sell them till the date

So in my case its easy, FNcash gets the vote because of the best selling product

Please hit me up with any complains, I'm here to solve any problem you might have with the program.

And thank you very much for the support!

dillonaire · 08-24-2011, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TorchWood

The 4 million was sales, not visitors so your point is irrelevant. Nice try but no cigar.

As for this, nice speech for a role in government but still no stats, a bunch of obvious points and nothing said by me to negate the fact that women are big in the toy market which has been known for MANY years. As I mentioned, nice attempt but no cubano. Still, you felt the need to single out and demean the competition, hence the rebuttal.

I understand you are new to the biz and if you hang around long enough you will figure it out that women and women?s novelty items are HUGE revenue drivers. Don?t forget we run goodvibes.com for Good Vibrations. I wont even go into the penis pill market. Let me give you an analogy to help you understand. Lets say there are two kids toys stores next to each other. One toy store is Bob?s Wagons that sells only wagons, but very good wagons and made in house..maybe the best wagons in the world. The other store is Toys-R-Us a huge warehouse store of every toy you can think of and they also sell Bob?s Wagons. Now which store do you think will do more sales and converts more customers?

Now I am not sure why you think I am ?single out and demean the competition?!?! First off this statement assumes I consider you competition, which I don?t. To me you are a Toy manufacture that makes one type of toy and you are trying to build an affiliate program (nothing wrong with that). Now I am not trying to take away anything from the FleshLight and I already stated it was a GREAT product that sells well. If this was best Toy Category i think Fleshlight would probably win hands down! I would even vote for ya, but its not and looks like the votes speak for themselves.

PS ? stop trying to make me win cigars. I don?t smoke tobacco...just my medical marijuana for my poor back.

"Dont talk the talk...if you cant dock the dock." --- Dillonaire

matuloo · 08-26-2011, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by VenzuelanChick

Please hit me up with any complains, I'm here to solve any problem you might have with the program.

And thank you very much for the support!

How about getting rid of the nucaptcha nonsense in the first place and letting statsremote fetch the stats again?

matuloo · 08-26-2011, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

Now I am not sure why you think I am ?single out and demean the competition?!?! First off this statement assumes I consider you competition, which I don?t. To me you are a Toy manufacture that makes one type of toy and you are trying to build an affiliate program (nothing wrong with that).

Maybe cause he didnt say a word and you came in here with the BS like : yeah the fleshlight is good but we offer this and this and contact our reps if you want to know more. You wanted to use this opportunity to get some attention to your program so dont act like a kid caught with a candy in hand

And the rest of the quoted msg is just plain funny

I dont consider you competition... LOL

dillonaire · 08-26-2011, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by matuloo

dont act like a kid caught with a candy in hand

And the rest of the quoted msg is just plain funny

I dont consider you competition... LOL

What can I say I like candy. And im not the most PC person in the world, but I get the job done. Hey if someone doesnt like me because of it so be it...I have enough friends.

Glad you liked the last part. I try to add a lil humor to peoples lives.

dillonaire · 08-26-2011, 04:31 PM

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA:

DockLight - make a fleshlight that lets guys dock together. This would be huge because a lot of men lack the foreskin for proper docking. This also lets you use your fleshlight with friends instead of home alone. Great group activity. The docklight would just be a double ended fleshlight.

JTDockRoom.com im sure would be interested in selling the DockLight.

TorchWood · 08-27-2011, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

I understand you are new to the biz and if you hang around long enough you will figure it out that women and women?s novelty items are HUGE revenue drivers.

Again, as I said previously I dont negate this fact. Thanks for assuming though that post count equals a certain amount of time in the industry ;).

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Don?t forget we run goodvibes.com for Good Vibrations. I wont even go into the penis pill market. Let me give you an analogy to help you understand. Lets say there are two kids toys stores next to each other. One toy store is Bob?s Wagons that sells only wagons, but very good wagons and made in house..maybe the best wagons in the world. The other store is Toys-R-Us a huge warehouse store of every toy you can think of and they also sell Bob?s Wagons. Now which store do you think will do more sales and converts more customers?

As you dont pay attention and all your points are obvious ones, AGAIN, mentioned in all my previous posts, your analogies are like putting a blind man in a cement mixer, pulling him out and asking him to point the way home.

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Now I am not sure why you think I am ?single out and demean the competition?!?! First off this statement assumes I consider you competition, which I don?t. To me you are a Toy manufacture that makes one type of toy and you are trying to build an affiliate program (nothing wrong with that). Now I am not trying to take away anything from the FleshLight and I already stated it was a GREAT product that sells well. If this was best Toy Category i think Fleshlight would probably win hands down! I would even vote for ya, but its not and looks like the votes speak for themselves.

I do wonder, but I wont bother, if you know nothing of sense, explaining politics would literally be a waste.

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PS ? stop trying to make me win cigars. I don?t smoke tobacco...just my medical marijuana for my poor back.

Nice retort but no blunt.

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"Dont talk the talk...if you cant dock the dock." --- Dillonaire

Did you actually really just quote yourself??

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. --- Martin Luther King Jr. (<<That's a quote)

Needless to say, and knowing what I do, I thought Ilan would have chosen a "supposed" protege with a lot more intelligence and wisdom. Last post on this thread.

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. --- Friedrich von Schiller

dillonaire · 08-27-2011, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TorchWood

Again, as I said previously I dont negate this fact. Thanks for assuming though that post count equals a certain amount of time in the industry ;).

Who said i was using your post count to determine your rookie status? You assume a lot which shows how green you are. If i hurt your feelings I am truly sorry. I was just trying to get a lil competition going and keep it funny. You get all butt hurt. Lesson of the day "gfy might not be the place for you if you get your feelings hurt easy."

TorchWood · 08-28-2011, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

Who said i was using your post count to determine your rookie status? You assume a lot which shows how green you are. If i hurt your feelings I am truly sorry. I was just trying to get a lil competition going and keep it funny. You get all butt hurt. Lesson of the day "gfy might not be the place for you if you get your feelings hurt easy."

Back at ya! ;)

dillonaire · 08-28-2011, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

Who said i was using your post count to determine your rookie status? You assume a lot which shows how green you are. If i hurt your feelings I am truly sorry. I was just trying to get a lil competition going and keep it funny. You get all butt hurt. Lesson of the day "gfy might not be the place for you if you get your feelings hurt easy."

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Originally Posted by TorchWood

Back at ya! ;)

Newbie, I thought you were done posting on this thread;-) Yer easier to play with than a cat playing with a mouse. FYI - Im not the one that got all butt hurt and starting attacking you personally other than stating the obvious that you are a rookie, but you are scorned like a lil school girl and dare question my "intelligence and wisdom" haha. If it wasnt for me you might not even have a job. However, you are too new to understand this or have a clue. Now if you would like to continue being a moron Ill take my gloves off and stop being nice (yes, this is me being nice). As I said earlier I am just trying to get a lil competition going and keep it funny and Im sorry that I hurt your feeling and caused you to lash out like that. Ill buy you a drink at the next show if I see you to make up for it. Deal?

dillonaire · 08-28-2011, 07:22 PM

Thanx for everyone who voted!!! We finally made 40 votes and we couldnt of done it without you.

BubeeMike · 08-30-2011, 02:37 PM

LOL, I don't come round here that much anymore as I just don't have the time. But I forgot just how much a zoo this place can be with banter. This did make me look at "join Dates", Not assuming that is when anyone started in the Biz. Was just funny. I remember when I joined GFY, Place scared the shit out of me. I think it was even tougher back then. You'll notice how few post I have because of that. lol

Violetta · 08-31-2011, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by HotMonica

this thread needs pics.

more pics please

Theo · 09-02-2011, 05:26 AM

Congrats to those for making it to the final round of the Hall of Fame Award!

View Poll Results: The Best Sex Toy Affiliate Program of 2011?
EDC Internet	2	1.63%
Aneros	2	1.63%
FN Cash	17	13.82%
Sex Toy	3	2.44%
PornstarToys.net	1	0.81%
Gamelink	40	32.52%
Mallcom	9	7.32%
HustlerStore	6	4.88%
Adam and Eve	9	7.32%
Stockroom	34	27.64%
Voters: 123. You may not vote on this poll

08-19-2011, 12:42 PM	#1
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Best Sex Toy Affiliate Program And the nominee's are... __________________ No One

08-20-2011, 07:13 AM	#4
dillonaire Confirmed User Join Date: May 2009 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,795	with FN Cash you limit your traffic to only men or one product (very good product!!!). GameLink we offer a full product suit of sex toys and we sell the fleshlight in addition to selling dildos, vibs, penis pumps, male enhancement, etc. Plus, once the customer gets the toy we provide movies for stimulation so affiliates can keep monetizing their customer. See JayDeeZee for more info ICQ - 332 476 407 __________________ . "Deja moo - The feeling you've heard this Bull before." Skype: jeffreydillon Email: [email protected]

08-22-2011, 12:31 PM	#9
slavdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,570	VenzuelanChick, is there a good reason why my ass hurts after using one of your products ?? __________________ Adult Traffic for Sale

08-22-2011, 12:31 PM	#10
Relentless www.EngineFood.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,697	Stockroom. __________________ Website Secure \| Engine Food ICQ# 266-942-896

08-19-2011, 01:05 PM	#2
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	FN cash right? Right?

08-19-2011, 07:29 PM	#3
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Voted for FN cash since they are only company where you can actually stick it.

08-20-2011, 09:25 AM	#5
Chosen VIPPay.com \| AdultWebSponsors.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 63,151	Voted NOT for FN Cash

08-22-2011, 02:19 PM	#14
BubeeMike Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 52	Jeff, I voted for you as well for helping us develop docking stations. It is so hard to find an uncircumcised man these days. __________________ Stockroom.com, It only seems Kinky the first time!

08-22-2011, 03:08 PM	#17
BubeeMike Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 52	He prefers this as the docking coupler: http://stockroom.com/Kalis-Teeth-Cha...ced-P3260.aspx __________________ Stockroom.com, It only seems Kinky the first time!

08-22-2011, 03:38 PM	#19
BubeeMike Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 52	I know, I giggle like a Catholic school girl every time I think back to you falling out of it. We make them tighter now. ;) __________________ Stockroom.com, It only seems Kinky the first time!

08-22-2011, 03:39 PM	#20
HotMonica Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: LA Posts: 562	this thread needs pics. __________________ Promote the BEST in Sexual Technology - BDSM Gear and Sex Toys Sign Up & Start Earning Stockroom.com/affiliates/ ICQ: 298547101 Skype: monicajeanla

08-22-2011, 03:40 PM	#21
dillonaire Confirmed User Join Date: May 2009 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,795	George W. Bush during the national docking conference giving a docking demo. http://media.tumblr.com/v39buSNiGc80...QRGYdp_500.jpg __________________ . "Deja moo - The feeling you've heard this Bull before." Skype: jeffreydillon Email: [email protected] Last edited by dillonaire; 08-22-2011 at 03:42 PM..

08-22-2011, 03:46 PM	#23
BubeeMike Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 52	First we had to hold him still. You know Jeff, all squirmy and shit. Opps, I violated your trust. I am sorry, Just this once. We got a good angle at least. M __________________ Stockroom.com, It only seems Kinky the first time! Last edited by BubeeMike; 08-22-2011 at 03:47 PM..

08-22-2011, 06:04 PM	#25
BrandonGold Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 1	hahahah jeff, mike showed me the really really insane pics.... didnt know you had it in you....

08-23-2011, 12:48 PM	#27
dillonaire Confirmed User Join Date: May 2009 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,795	Tight race between stockroom and gamelink. Tight like Mike's man buns. __________________ . "Deja moo - The feeling you've heard this Bull before." Skype: jeffreydillon Email: [email protected]

08-24-2011, 02:12 AM	#28
BAKO Etology.com Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hollywood CA Posts: 18,407	Gamelink gets my vote __________________ Telegram: @bakokaye

08-24-2011, 01:01 PM	#32
barcodes Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 2,040

08-24-2011, 02:44 PM	#33
matuloo Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 441	I have my complaints as far as FNcash goes but during my looong years in internet adult biz, the fleshlight is the only product that actually generated nice sales for me. I sold hundreds and hundreds of fleshlights so far and continue to sell them till the date So in my case its easy, FNcash gets the vote because of the best selling product __________________ Matuloo.Com - My Affiliate Blog - Making paid traffic work.

08-26-2011, 04:31 PM	#39
dillonaire Confirmed User Join Date: May 2009 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,795	MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: DockLight - make a fleshlight that lets guys dock together. This would be huge because a lot of men lack the foreskin for proper docking. This also lets you use your fleshlight with friends instead of home alone. Great group activity. The docklight would just be a double ended fleshlight. JTDockRoom.com im sure would be interested in selling the DockLight. __________________ . "Deja moo - The feeling you've heard this Bull before." Skype: jeffreydillon Email: [email protected]

08-28-2011, 07:22 PM	#44
dillonaire Confirmed User Join Date: May 2009 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,795	Thanx for everyone who voted!!! We finally made 40 votes and we couldnt of done it without you. __________________ . "Deja moo - The feeling you've heard this Bull before." Skype: jeffreydillon Email: [email protected]

08-30-2011, 02:37 PM	#45
BubeeMike Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 52	LOL, I don't come round here that much anymore as I just don't have the time. But I forgot just how much a zoo this place can be with banter. This did make me look at "join Dates", Not assuming that is when anyone started in the Biz. Was just funny. I remember when I joined GFY, Place scared the shit out of me. I think it was even tougher back then. You'll notice how few post I have because of that. lol __________________ Stockroom.com, It only seems Kinky the first time!

09-02-2011, 05:26 AM	#47
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Congrats to those for making it to the final round of the Hall of Fame Award! Last edited by Eric; 09-02-2011 at 09:59 AM..