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Join Date: May 2011
New release from V9 - Retro Porno Home Movies 4 Pack
Available now, V9 productions proudly brings you back to the time of Buick-sized personal camcorders with Retro Porno Home Movies 4 Pack. It’s all the fun of vintage amateur porno without the scoliosis!
This collection features naughty novices trying their best to muster up some small semblance of a plot. One story starts with a big haired blond bimbo discovering her humble home has been burglarized! When the private dick chick arrives, she undoubtedly accepts a lurid lesbo fuck fest as payment. As soon as the two Pat Benatar impersonators got done shagging, the sexy sleuth magically found the mulleted culprits, resulting in a steamy hot orgy. That’ll teach you vile villains to never plunder and pillage again, lest you’ll suffer free blow jobs and torrid threesomes!
And that is just one of these magnificently spun yarns! You also won’t want to miss the next nasty narrative featuring a randy real estate agent who measures how much noise potential tenants make by fucking them, of course! How’d you think they gauged sound levels before decibel meters were invented!? And there are three more of these DVDs packed with suspense and intrigue! Will the protagonist cum on her chest, or face!? Well, you’ll have to find out for yourself when you watch Retro Porno Home Movies! And with its insanely low price, you gotta pick yourself up a copy today!
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