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Old 09-20-2014, 10:15 PM   #1
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I went to a wedding yesterday, & really stuck it to 'The Man'...

Attending a wedding, I was forced to wear a suit! Not owning one (Nor wearing one for over 25 years) I had to do a rental...

So, I found an 'extra large' shop and rented a nice suit, which was probably 2 suits stitched together, but even then, it hardly fitted me

So not wanting to wear it, but being requested to do so, I made a protest in my own way....

I found a huge BBW online that sold soiled panties, and cut her a deal for a large bra and pantie set !

I wore that under the suit, and no one knew I had it on. While the soft red lacy satin felt really good against my hairy skin, the only giveaway was the fishy odour I was emitting!

So, In my own way, I 'Stuck it to the man' !!!

How have YOU stuck it to the man recently?

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Old 09-20-2014, 10:18 PM   #2
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I farted as I walked past 2 cops eating breakfast at Denny's.
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Old 09-20-2014, 10:38 PM   #3
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Attending a wedding, I was forced to wear a suit! Not owning one (Nor wearing one for over 25 years) I had to do a rental...

So, I found an 'extra large' shop and rented a nice suit, which was probably 2 suits stitched together, but even then, it hardly fitted me

So not wanting to wear it, but being requested to do so, I made a protest in my own way....

I found a huge BBW online that sold soiled panties, and cut her a deal for a large bra and pantie set !

I wore that under the suit, and no one knew I had it on. While the soft red lacy satin felt really good against my hairy skin, the only giveaway was the fishy odour I was emitting!

So, In my own way, I 'Stuck it to the man' !!!

How have YOU stuck it to the man recently?

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that vodka pickled your brain dogg why didnt you just shit yourself and rub it on the grooms back?
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Old 09-20-2014, 10:40 PM   #4
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Seems like a lot of effort, you could have just dropped a jolly dollop and clogged up their toilet or something.
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Old 09-20-2014, 11:08 PM   #5
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why didnt you just shit yourself and rub it on the grooms back?
I saved that particular activity for the brides white wedding dress, just as I was leaving...
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Old 09-21-2014, 06:23 AM   #6
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that vodka pickled your brain dogg
Indeed. Brain damaged fool.
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Old 09-21-2014, 08:12 AM   #7
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I farted as I walked past 2 cops eating breakfast at Denny's.
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Old 09-21-2014, 12:57 PM   #9
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Attending a wedding, I was forced to wear a suit! Not owning one (Nor wearing one for over 25 years) I had to do a rental...

So, I found an 'extra large' shop and rented a nice suit, which was probably 2 suits stitched together, but even then, it hardly fitted me

So not wanting to wear it, but being requested to do so, I made a protest in my own way....

I found a huge BBW online that sold soiled panties, and cut her a deal for a large bra and pantie set !

I wore that under the suit, and no one knew I had it on. While the soft red lacy satin felt really good against my hairy skin, the only giveaway was the fishy odour I was emitting!

So, In my own way, I 'Stuck it to the man' !!!

How have YOU stuck it to the man recently?

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Old 09-21-2014, 02:54 PM   #10
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Old 09-21-2014, 03:20 PM   #11
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Old 09-21-2014, 03:36 PM   #13
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Attending a wedding, I was forced to wear a suit! Not owning one (Nor wearing one for over 25 years) I had to do a rental...

So, I found an 'extra large' shop and rented a nice suit, which was probably 2 suits stitched together, but even then, it hardly fitted me

So not wanting to wear it, but being requested to do so, I made a protest in my own way....

I found a huge BBW online that sold soiled panties, and cut her a deal for a large bra and pantie set !

I wore that under the suit, and no one knew I had it on. While the soft red lacy satin felt really good against my hairy skin, the only giveaway was the fishy odour I was emitting!

So, In my own way, I 'Stuck it to the man' !!!

How have YOU stuck it to the man recently?

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