UK facing 'major' sperm shortage - GoFuckYourself.com

wehateporn · 06-27-2014, 05:15 PM

Which GFY Brits will save the day?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-28061263

"The UK is facing a major sperm shortage that may be tempting fertility clinics to accept poorer quality sperm, the British Fertility Society (BFS) warns.

Some clinics rely on imported sperm to keep up with demand.

However, the BFS chairman, Dr Allan Pacey, said he was "worried" that some clinics may be setting a lower bar to "get donors through the door".

He said woman may be subjected to more invasive and expensive techniques if poor-quality sperm were used.

There are thought to have been fewer sperm donors after the right to anonymity was removed in 2005.

The demand for donors has been falling as advances in fertility treatment let more men father their own children.

However, a shortage of donors has still emerged.

Figures from the fertility regulator, the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority (HFEA), show nearly one in four donated sperm samples are from abroad.

The figure was one in 10 in 2005.

Sperm banks in Denmark and the US are the major suppliers.

Dr Pacey warned this was limiting patient choice and increasing waiting times, which led to potential risky practices, including DIY insemination with a friend's sperm or seeking treatment in a country with less fertility regulation."

Continued http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-28061263

wehateporn · 06-27-2014, 05:28 PM

We need someone with good genetics, who does that leave?

brassmonkey · 06-27-2014, 05:40 PM

you post some odd bullshit

wehateporn · 06-27-2014, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you post some odd bullshit

The sperm bank is a great place to advertise your porn site, you can also sell them logins and sneakily switch their desktop homepage to one of your affiliate sites

wehateporn · 06-27-2014, 05:54 PM

CS will volunteer a deposit no doubt

brassmonkey · 06-27-2014, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

The sperm bank is a great place to advertise your porn site, you can also sell them logins and sneakily switch their desktop homepage to one of your affiliate sites

Focus · 06-27-2014, 06:09 PM

I have a boner for that chick on the wall humm

wehateporn · 06-27-2014, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Focus

I have a boner for that chick on the wall humm

Coming to a Wal-Mart near you soon

wehateporn · 06-27-2014, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

NALEM · 06-27-2014, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn

Which GFY Brits will save the day?

Some clinics rely on imported sperm to keep up with demand.

There are thought to have been fewer sperm donors after the right to anonymity was removed in 2005.

Sperm banks in Denmark and the US are the major suppliers.

The answer was no, already at "GFY"

Imagine the windfall opportunity here. There are so many jerk offs willing to toss the nut for free, all someone has to do, is figure out a way to get the white substance into moms freezer, and negotiate good pricing either with FedEx for International Overnight delivery, or get friendly with the flight attendants from British Airways and have them serve as mules.

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

We need someone with good genetics, who does that leave?

Not a lot if the regular posters from GFY are considered.

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you post some odd bullshit

True that. Nonetheless its not National Enquirer news, but interesting things most people didnt know or cared not to. In fact I am already starting to think about the business opportunity presented here. Thanks WeHatePorn.

adultchatpay · 06-27-2014, 07:48 PM

Who would like to donate sperms?
Sell it!

Klen · 06-28-2014, 01:30 AM

Well if they have a problem with shortage they should get a full time "fluffer",a woman which will jerk off to get a sperm out.

CurrentlySober · 06-28-2014, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

CS will volunteer a deposit no doubt

I've actually been 'Done' mate... (as far as live-spunk goes lol) Vasectomy...

But as far as a poo deposit.... Show me the early doors !!!!

beerptrol · 06-28-2014, 07:44 AM

Maybe you should start spitting instead of swallowing!

mineistaken · 06-28-2014, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

We need someone with good genetics, who does that leave?

I could donate when visiting, but I think they require only residents?

cashewww · 06-28-2014, 02:26 PM

Nice donation ATM

carpocratian · 06-28-2014, 03:18 PM

"There are thought to have been fewer sperm donors after the right to anonymity was removed in 2005."

That's the problem. You would have to be a fool to donate under those conditions.

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wehateporn Promoting Debate on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 27,172	UK facing 'major' sperm shortage Which GFY Brits will save the day? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-28061263 "The UK is facing a major sperm shortage that may be tempting fertility clinics to accept poorer quality sperm, the British Fertility Society (BFS) warns. Some clinics rely on imported sperm to keep up with demand. However, the BFS chairman, Dr Allan Pacey, said he was "worried" that some clinics may be setting a lower bar to "get donors through the door". He said woman may be subjected to more invasive and expensive techniques if poor-quality sperm were used. There are thought to have been fewer sperm donors after the right to anonymity was removed in 2005. The demand for donors has been falling as advances in fertility treatment let more men father their own children. However, a shortage of donors has still emerged. Figures from the fertility regulator, the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority (HFEA), show nearly one in four donated sperm samples are from abroad. The figure was one in 10 in 2005. Sperm banks in Denmark and the US are the major suppliers. Dr Pacey warned this was limiting patient choice and increasing waiting times, which led to potential risky practices, including DIY insemination with a friend's sperm or seeking treatment in a country with less fertility regulation." Continued http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-28061263 __________________ Sexy Girls Teasing Last edited by wehateporn; 06-27-2014 at 05:18 PM..

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