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Old 08-29-2014, 09:45 AM   #1
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Anothrer POOem... :(

As I pull my cheeks apart,
& try to do a fart....
It turns that I've shit myself
It dribbled down my ass....

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Old 08-29-2014, 09:49 AM   #2
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Holy shit man.
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Old 08-29-2014, 09:51 AM   #3
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Iambic pentameter? That sound eerily tragic, like something Shakespeare would write. You should start a new thing, "Haipoo".
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Old 08-29-2014, 10:22 AM   #4
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Here I sit,
Brokenhearted;
Came to shit,
But only farted.

Amen.
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Old 08-29-2014, 10:27 AM   #5
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I'm not much of a reader, but I would definitely read the amazing literature you push out

the haipoo comment had me laughing too
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Old 08-29-2014, 10:58 AM   #6
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:15 PM   #7
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Bump for impooo-rtance of subject material , and because it is one awesome pooem
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:31 PM   #8
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Here's to the turd
that never dropped
grunted and strained
but it never plopped

What to do?
constipation sure blows
by tomorrow you'll have
diarrea-splashed toes.
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Old 08-29-2014, 02:32 PM   #9
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