Rant Stupid Republicans . . .

[baddog]

No, this is not The Onion.

[WDF]

You can't fix stupid!

[Dvae]

Originally Posted by baddog

No, this is not The Onion.

I suspect all we'll get from the usual suspects, crickets.

[TheSquealer]

Oh my God. listening to that guy, i thought English was not his first language. Grew up in Washington DC. Wow.

He thinks Guam is in danger of capsizing. Damn.

[L-Pink]

That's why I moved from Hawaii, I was afraid the island might flip.

[Rochard]

LOL. Seriously, did that guy really make it to Congress?

This reminds me of the hearings they had on email years ago - In fact, Baddog, it was you who posted here on GFY and asked us to watch it. It was the Congressman from Alaska, I forget his name or party, but he was the leader of the "Congressional Scientific Committee" and he was discussing that "email thingy"... I almost died when I saw that.

[seeandsee]

He should go to jail lol

[Mutt]

OMFG

Kudos to everybody in that room for not laughing at the poor guy, it must have been hard not to. He was trying so hard to sound intelligent

[kane]

Originally Posted by Rochard

LOL. Seriously, did that guy really make it to Congress?

This reminds me of the hearings they had on email years ago - In fact, Baddog, it was you who posted here on GFY and asked us to watch it. It was the Congressman from Alaska, I forget his name or party, but he was the leader of the "Congressional Scientific Committee" and he was discussing that "email thingy"... I almost died when I saw that.

Sadly being in congress or even being president is one of the only jobs in this world where the only qualification needed for doing the job is the ability to get elected.

[Deej]

What a complete moron. He needs impeached or dethroned or what the fuck ever gets him out of control of anyone else on this earth.

[Mutt]

Had to wiki this guy to see what he's all about. Got through Texas Southern University's Law school, was an associate magistrate judge, whatever that is, for 10 years.

His office issued a statement about the Guam capsizing comment after the video went viral - they claimed he is a master of deadpan humor.

Then there's this:

In December 2009, Johnson revealed that he had been battling Hepatitis C (HCV) for over a decade, which resulted in slow speech and a tendency to regularly get "lost in thought in the middle of a discussion". Johnson said that he learned he had the disease in 1998 but did not know how he contracted it. HCV-induced liver dysfunction often leads to Hepatic encephalopathy, a cause of confusion. Symptoms are often reversible with treatment. The disease damaged his liver and led to thyroid problems. He was treated with a combination of ribavirin and interferon at Walter Reed Army Medical Center. In February 2010, Johnson successfully completed an experimental treatment for Hepatitis C, which resulted in restored mental acuity, weight gain and increased energy.

[MiamiBoyz]

That dumb fucks mother should have swallowed that particular load of polluted jizz injected into her.

[C H R I S]

Haha - What a maroon!

He's concerned that an island will tip over..... Watch out though - FoxNews will start reporting that it's Obama's fault that Guam is in danger of sinking from overpopulation.

Good find Lloyd - funniest thing I've seen today.

[2MuchMark]

Sadly, he's not the most stupid republican in office either. I don't know what number he would be, but the list is a long one.

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by **********

Sadly, he's not the most stupid republican in office either. I don't know what number he would be, but the list is a long one.

You just had to go there.

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

You just had to go there.

Just sayin'.....

[Vendzilla]

Republican or Democrat, there are a bunch of stupid politicians in office. They should all be thrown out.

Just too easy to make a list

[Tom_PM]

Super old one you dusted off, but a really good one. Seems like the kind of brain dead moron who just reads whatever is handed to him. Or repeats what he hears.

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by **********

Just sayin'.....

you mean just gibberish.

[Evil Chris]

I like peppermint chewing guam.

[Sly]

I don't know why I'm so amazed at how many of you go off without typing in a quick Google search.

[Tom_PM]

Originally Posted by Sly

I don't know why I'm so amazed at how many of you go off without typing in a quick Google search.

You mean that he's a Democrat? I thought everyone knew that going in.

[SmutHammer]

I know a girl from Guam and the people there hate what we are doing, Over populating, taking peoples lands, Taking away their culture and pretty much just turning it into another US city. All the history of the island is going away. Also she says the military there treat the islanders like crap.

[2MuchMark]

Originally Posted by Sly

I don't know why I'm so amazed at how many of you go off without typing in a quick Google search.

I stand corrected. He's a D from GA.

D'oh!

/hangs head in shame, walks away.

[dyna mo]

it's like shooting fish in a barrel!

[Sly]

Originally Posted by **********

I stand corrected. He's a D from GA.

D'oh!

/hangs head in shame, walks away.

That's okay Mark, we already know that you only believe what you want to believe anyway. We understand.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by Sly

That's okay Mark, we already know that you only believe what you want to believe anyway. We understand.

I was kind of surprised it took so long to draw him in.

[Rob]

Troll win of the month!

So many idiots thought this was actually a Republican because the fancy news graphics weren't there to spoon feed them, D-GEORGIA, 4th District, Decatur, Conyers, Norcross (which is the Atlanta area for the ignorant). Just because someone SAID he was a Republican. Sad really.

[MaDalton]

wonder how much money per month he gets for being retarded...

[2MuchMark]

That's ok. There are still plenty of very high profile republicans saying stupid, dangerous things every day, and you know they are going to be ramping up the stupidity as you get closer to the big electron in 2016.

What I would love to understand are somethings like this:

1. You know there were no weapons of mass distraction in Iraq. Why then do some republicans still miss Bush & Cheeney?

2. You know that Sarah Palin is... well.. Sarah Palin. Why do some republicans still like her and want her to run for president again even though she really doesn't know anything about anything?

3. The 2 questions above might be easier to answer, so I'll throw this one in. Why are some people afraid that "Obama is coming for your guns" even though gun ownership is protected by the constitution?

4. Why do so many republicans buy into the idea that the EPA, which is bound by law, to force companies to stick to rules and regulations to prevent pollution, think that it is a job killer? Just because Fox News says "EPA" with disdain and associates "Job Killer" with the EPA does not even begin to make it anywhere close to being true.

Not trying to stir up hatred, just sparking a debate and possible real, fact-based answers to my questions.

Have a good weekend.

[Robbie]

Originally Posted by **********

Sadly, he's not the most stupid republican in office either. I don't know what number he would be, but the list is a long one.

Originally Posted by Tom_PM

You mean that he's a Democrat? I thought everyone knew that going in.

Originally Posted by **********

I stand corrected. He's a D from GA.

D'oh!

/hangs head in shame, walks away.

Originally Posted by **********

That's ok. There are still plenty of very high profile republicans saying stupid, dangerous things every day

I guess you didn't keep your head hung down in shame for very long. BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

wonder how much money per month he gets for being retarded...

I'm with you. I too have wondered sometimes how much ********** gets paid to post.

[Sly]

Originally Posted by **********

That's ok. There are still plenty of very high profile republicans saying stupid, dangerous things every day, and you know they are going to be ramping up the stupidity as you get closer to the big electron in 2016.

What I would love to understand are somethings like this:

1. You know there were no weapons of mass distraction in Iraq. Why then do some republicans still miss Bush & Cheeney?

2. You know that Sarah Palin is... well.. Sarah Palin. Why do some republicans still like her and want her to run for president again even though she really doesn't know anything about anything?

3. The 2 questions above might be easier to answer, so I'll throw this one in. Why are some people afraid that "Obama is coming for your guns" even though gun ownership is protected by the constitution?

4. Why do so many republicans buy into the idea that the EPA, which is bound by law, to force companies to stick to rules and regulations to prevent pollution, think that it is a job killer? Just because Fox News says "EPA" with disdain and associates "Job Killer" with the EPA does not even begin to make it anywhere close to being true.

Not trying to stir up hatred, just sparking a debate and possible real, fact-based answers to my questions.

Have a good weekend.

What is it like to have such a deep-rooted prejudice that when blatantly wrong you run right over it and continue blaming the other guy?

You're not even making points. You're saying "some" people. Yes, "some" people are extremely prejudiced and ignore facts. When facts are pointed out to them, they deflect and point their finger some more. Sound familiar?

[JA$ON]

Id say in this case it has little to do with which way he leans politically, he's just not a smart man

[Rob]

Originally Posted by **********

1. You know there were no weapons of mass distraction in Iraq. Why then do some republicans still miss Bush & Cheeney?

The world knew there were WMDs in Iraq because the U.S. and the U.K. gave them to Iraq through believe it not, Israel. During the Iraq/Iran War, we strongly supported Sadaam because the Ayatollah had to go. It's not the fact that we miss Bush so much, it's kind of like trading in your '90 Honda Civic for a '76 Pinto. Of course you're going to miss the Honda. **Only the older folks on the board will understand the Pinto reference.

2. You know that Sarah Palin is... well.. Sarah Palin. Why do some republicans still like her and want her to run for president again even though she really doesn't know anything about anything?

I'm not a huge fan of Palin, but she did school Obama on Russia. Obama was so strongly opposed, he used it as ammunition in his campaign ads and in the debates. She knew that. Oh, and I'm sure she knows how to submit a budget.

3. The 2 questions above might be easier to answer, so I'll throw this one in. Why are some people afraid that "Obama is coming for your guns" even though gun ownership is protected by the constitution?

Because he's done SOOOOO much to make us feel comfortable that the Constitution is still relevant. I'd venture to say that he's done more unconstitutional things than any POTUS before him. I didn't fact check, but I'd be willing to put my house on it.

4. Why do so many republicans buy into the idea that the EPA, which is bound by law, to force companies to stick to rules and regulations to prevent pollution, think that it is a job killer? Just because Fox News says "EPA" with disdain and associates "Job Killer" with the EPA does not even begin to make it anywhere close to being true.

Because the EPA is no longer an administrative branch that investigates and inspects environmental quality and regulations. Now they're an armed branch of the U.S. Government. Why does the EPA need a full on tactical force armed with the same combat gear U.S. troops have fighting terrorists all over the world? And just like the IRS, the EPA is being used as a weapon, or a tool by this administration to further their agenda and punish those who don't fall in line.

[Robbie]

And part of the dissatisfaction with the EPA amongst so many people is that they are passing LAW and calling it "regulations".

That is circumventing our elected lawmakers (Congress). And the "regulations" that some EPA bureaucrat makes...becomes "law of the land" without any of our representatives of the people having any say in it.

Mark Prince is so pro-big govt. that he can't see the danger in that.

Our entire form of govt. is set up so that DOESN'T happen.

And yet...as always...bureaucrats find loopholes to gain power and guys like Mark cheer them on.

[PornDiscounts-V]

Originally Posted by Ed Hammer

I know a girl from Guam and the people there hate what we are doing, Over populating, taking peoples lands, Taking away their culture and pretty much just turning it into another US city. All the history of the island is going away. Also she says the military there treat the islanders like crap.

'Merica!

[PornDiscounts-V]

Originally Posted by Rob

The world knew there were WMDs in Iraq because the U.S. and the U.K. gave them to Iraq through believe it not, Israel. During the Iraq/Iran War, we strongly supported Sadaam because the Ayatollah had to go. It's not the fact that we miss Bush so much, it's kind of like trading in your '90 Honda Civic for a '76 Pinto. Of course you're going to miss the Honda. **Only the older folks on the board will understand the Pinto reference.


I'm not a huge fan of Palin, but she did school Obama on Russia. Obama was so strongly opposed, he used it as ammunition in his campaign ads and in the debates. She knew that. Oh, and I'm sure she knows how to submit a budget.


Because he's done SOOOOO much to make us feel comfortable that the Constitution is still relevant. I'd venture to say that he's done more unconstitutional things than any POTUS before him. I didn't fact check, but I'd be willing to put my house on it.

Because the EPA is no longer an administrative branch that investigates and inspects environmental quality and regulations. Now they're an armed branch of the U.S. Government. Why does the EPA need a full on tactical force armed with the same combat gear U.S. troops have fighting terrorists all over the world? And just like the IRS, the EPA is being used as a weapon, or a tool by this administration to further their agenda and punish those who don't fall in line.

[Rob]

Is it me or does every liberal and/or democrat get their information from internet memes? Just an FYI, just because it's in graphical format with pretty fonts doesn't mean it's the truth.

[Joshua G]

Originally Posted by Rob

Is it me or does every liberal and/or democrat get their information from internet memes? Just an FYI, just because it's in graphical format with pretty fonts doesn't mean it's the truth.

yes it seems to be disproportionate how the board lefties need images & satire to convey their ideas.

i'm so exhausted with the culture. Anyone who is lucid in thinking cannot take one side over the other. Both parties have awful warts, although the repubs really seem to be off the deep end since obama won in 08. That does not excuse how the dems still keep biden, pelosi, kerry & hilary in positions of power.

Sadly, if i want to hear the truth about john kerrys failed attempts at peacemaking, i have nowhere else to turn except fox news. & if i want to hear how repubs manipulate senate rules to prevent votes on nominees, i have to turn to rachel maddow, cause it wont be on fox.

[SilentKnight]

Imagine a world without balloons.

[Dvae]

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Imagine a world without balloons.

I'll see your 'world without balloons' and raise you 30 mins on Giants and Midgets.



And a 6 min apology for using the M word.

[SilentKnight]

Originally Posted by Dvae

I'll see your 'world without balloons' and raise you 30 mins on Giants and Midgets.

And a 6 min apology for using the M word.

Damn, that's hardball right there.

[Relentless]

Guam is finally safe?!

Whew... ;)

[Dvae]

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Damn, that's hardball right there.

LOL, I suppose at some point he'll have to apologize for using the G-word too.

[SilentKnight]

Originally Posted by Dvae

LOL, I suppose at some point he'll have to apologize for using the G-word too.

Bottom line...look kids - a black apologist.

(see how I avoided having to apologize for using the N-word?)