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CurrentlySober · 08-23-2014, 01:50 PM

How often do you partake?

Its so funny, cause all they can do is call the police! But by then I'm long gone LOL ! Its not as if they can stop and chase me!

I try to do it at least once a fortnight... What about you?

Markul · 08-23-2014, 01:51 PM

You must be able to run fast.

L-Pink · 08-23-2014, 01:57 PM

Estimating the speed of the car, approximate size of sunroof, height of the overpass, rate of decent for an average size turd, wind speed variables based on corn content, just to many factors for me

CurrentlySober · 08-23-2014, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Estimating the speed of the car, approximate size of sunroof, height of the overpass, rate of decent for an average size turd, wind speed variables based on corn content, just to many factors for me

Yeah, but just apply the law of averages... Some you'll win, most you'll lose - Its a numbers game - Number 1 and number 2...

xpimp · 08-23-2014, 03:13 PM

bump for this wonderful thread

scubadiver626 · 08-23-2014, 05:47 PM

This is why loaded guns are permitted in my convertible.

EddyTheDog · 08-23-2014, 06:42 PM

This is why I don't buy a convertible - Well, that and I can't drive...

JFK · 08-23-2014, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Estimating the speed of the car, approximate size of sunroof, height of the overpass, rate of decent for an average size turd, wind speed variables based on corn content, just to many factors for me

I am glad there's some science to this

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