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Old 08-17-2014, 09:37 AM   #1
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You know how when you squat down on a...

Champagne bottle? In order to get the neck of the bottle DEEP inside your ass?

Do you remove the cork first???

I have tried it with the cork, but the little strips of metal, that hold the cork in, aggravates my anus....

However, at least its a safety measure, regarding the cork coming out unexpectedly...

So What about you? Corked or uncorked????
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Old 08-17-2014, 11:24 AM   #2
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Nice business thread.
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Old 08-17-2014, 11:44 AM   #3
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Nice business thread.
Thankyou - Its cool that you can rise above the GFY rabble and realise this...

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Old 08-17-2014, 09:09 PM   #4
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Personally, I like to partially remove the cork from a full bottle of champagne before insertion.
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Old 08-18-2014, 02:02 AM   #5
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Are these instructions to be a party pooper at new years?
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