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Rob · 08-01-2014, 07:50 AM

Why is it so uncomfortable when you make eye contact?

I love how they're panicked, thinking you have no idea they were pounding their flounder. Then they try to change the subject and pull something random up on their computer as if that's what they were looking at - not porn, or worse.

I just caught a guy spanking it in his office. I walk in, he closes his trousers and his browsers. Then he says, "Hey, have I shown you this picture yet?", while pointing to his monitor. It's a picture from his family's Disney vacation four years ago. He was so busted.

Markul · 08-01-2014, 07:51 AM

Sounds like an unproductive person, but also one with a cool head haha

woj · 08-01-2014, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul

Sounds like an unproductive person, but also one with a cool head haha

unless his job was to "test" the newly shot content...

Markul · 08-01-2014, 08:29 AM

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unless his job was to "test" the newly shot content...

hehe yea, I wonder how many times you can "test" a day that way then

L-Pink · 08-01-2014, 08:30 AM

You didn't give him a hand?

NewNick · 08-01-2014, 08:32 AM

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You didn't give him a hand?

Or head ?

PR_Glen · 08-01-2014, 08:56 AM

reminds me of Dave Attell's joke.

the best thing to do while getting caught masturbating is to first look surprised, as it will come natural, then yell out "quick! get some help! my hand and dick are fighting!" "Please! my other hand is distracting my balls the way I like it!" "Get some help! A hot towel, a chicken burrito! I'm getting pretty sleepy!"

WDF · 08-01-2014, 09:05 AM

Someone never learned to knock on a closed door before entering an occupied room when they were younger.

bronco67 · 08-01-2014, 09:52 AM

Always make sure the time is right. Otherwise, abort mission.

brassmonkey · 08-01-2014, 10:05 AM

loaded weapon?

Rochard · 08-01-2014, 10:50 AM

I've never walked in on someone.... Then again, I haven't lived with another man in twenty years.

CDSmith · 08-01-2014, 12:05 PM

I always knock. Lord knows I do not want yet another image burned in my mind I have to try forever to 'unsee'.

brassmonkey · 08-01-2014, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I always knock. Lord knows I do not want yet another image burned in my mind I have to try forever to 'unsee'.

what if it was megan fox with a cucumber out of the fridge.

LAJ · 08-01-2014, 12:21 PM

Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore??

timmyc38 · 08-01-2014, 12:39 PM

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Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore??

LOL - this was my thought when I saw the thread - that scene - classic

brassmonkey · 08-01-2014, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore??

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