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07-28-2014, 04:40 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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Adapt Or Die ( From Porn Tube Junkie To Upload Monkey )
Adapt Or Die ( From Porn Tube Junkie To Upload Monkey )
Got it all figured out now A way to game the system Pretend to be Anonymous Steal a video from your store Upload it to a YouTube knockoff Supposedly not mine Receive legal notice to take it down Pay the Zero Dollar fine By then I've stolen fifty more I adapt Take from this content producer Borrow from that sponsor's site In no time flat Overnight Build an online mega warehouse Giving away everything I jacked for free All above board Legally That it may not be ethical Is not my concern Biology Room 101 The lesson you need to learn I'm adapting While you all fall behind Evolving Climbing the ladder of success So fucking what if Your backs are the bottom rungs Don't take it personally It's just called Forward Progress Or better yet, catchphrase Say it with me now Adapt or Die I adapt While you die Man, so damn many valid reasons why Jet skis, in ground swimming pools Vacation homes, half a dozen sports cars While you sit there crying over spilled milk Like a bunch of broke ass loser fools I'm making bank, partying hard Ripping twenty minute video scenes Rating each Five Stars I'm adapting From your average porno pimp Evolving Into an upright walking upload chimp Trash talking in the online forums Laying the smack down About how you can't touch me Bros like me rule this town Let me sum it up This industry? It's all about me Mine to run over roughshod rampant as I please No longer dwelling in Mom's basement Got my own place now Living large in a palace Boo-hoo Threatened with foreclosure, you cry foul About how I give away your merchandise freely As I auction high volume banner space Boasting enlargement of the phallus Worldwide From everywhere people flock Like flies congregate on shit They don't even know the truth of it Stupid horny bastards In such a hurry to jerk themselves off Millions of insignificant insects Whipping out their tiny dicks While a percentage write electronic checks Purchasing the latest cock supersizing fix Because I give them such a great deal They keep coming back Through every social bookmark and pin tack Can't seem to get their fill So what if I can't sell the sex I steal? Front page of Google, Bing, Yahoo Here is the real deal I'm crowned King of the Hill Illusion search engine bots can't see though My vast empire of porn Unscathed by your loathing Not phased by your scorn Sitting high in my ivory banana tree Where you can never touch me Zero business experience Not a single college degree Just your average porno junkie pimp Who chose to adapt Evolving into an upright walking upload chimp Nothing complicated here So simple a monkey can do it I highly suggest you should give it a try Adapt Or Die
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07-28-2014, 09:40 PM
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trippin?
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07-28-2014, 09:51 PM
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Videochat Solutions
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Lol! Steal from yourself, earn 1/1000000th of what you should for your own content. Try to convince others to do the same to feel better.
Epic Fail
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07-29-2014, 05:08 AM
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Lord High Groundhog
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07-29-2014, 05:36 AM
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You should consider signing Mindwaste to your label and come out with a hit single.
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07-29-2014, 07:07 AM
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Lord High Groundhog
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste, I can assure you.
So much so that I seem to have forgotten my bucket of perch back at the campsite. I am returning to the wild ..........
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07-29-2014, 07:26 AM
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It's like an angst ridden teenager desperate to get laid. Maybe he is an angst ridden teenager desperate to get laid? |
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07-29-2014, 07:48 AM
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Lord High Groundhog
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.............. I am back from the wild with my bucket of perch.
Damian likes to run down me and my poetry even though he hasn't read any of it. He's practicing for when his newborn grows up wanting to be a star on Glee.
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07-29-2014, 09:00 AM
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I'm going to pretend you said yes when I asked if you had ingested hallucinogens. I don't want a daughter because the second decade of raising her could be hell.
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07-29-2014, 09:26 AM
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Lord High Groundhog
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07-29-2014, 09:36 AM
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mind blown
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07-29-2014, 10:55 AM
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Lord High Groundhog
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That video was about 5 minutes and 38 seconds too long.
I am off to the kitchen pantry ..... for a snack .....
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07-29-2014, 12:50 PM
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You listened to the whole thing? The chorus is good but I usually turn it off half way through. I guess the poetry sucks if gfy's number 2 poet says so.
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07-29-2014, 01:51 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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I only made it 2min23sec before I shut the laptop on my penis. I take it Edgeprod is poet laureate Number One? And here I had Currently Sober pegged as the Number Two Poet.
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07-29-2014, 01:57 PM
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I have just taken a dump in the woods.
no a moment too soon as my dogs went ape shit on a bear trying to take a dump next to me. I caught some perch using my trained bald eagle with a fly rod attached to it |
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07-29-2014, 01:57 PM
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It is fucking diabolically shit. I have won multiple national poetry awards, been sponsored by penguin in my youth, appeared on radio four and my degree was eng lit so I know what I am talking about. Your efforts are beyond appalling. Post the link here so everyone else can see it. I double dare you. It was like deviant art for shit teenage poets. You remember... |
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07-29-2014, 02:13 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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07-29-2014, 02:14 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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07-29-2014, 02:19 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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Stay right where you are.
I am leaving GFY now ..... to find a poem that will soothe Damien's savage beast .......
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07-29-2014, 02:21 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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..... I have returned to GFY ..... with a poem for Damien.
ahem Barn Star In and out In and out Goes my cock My award winning cock Pullet Pullet with a mullet Strutting like the rockstar that he is Going in and out In and out of the henhouse While yours 'Tis nothing but a lousy grouse Just another groupie Chick waiting in line to get Laid
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07-29-2014, 02:26 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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Oh .... my bad
You wanted poetry Not poultry
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07-29-2014, 02:29 PM
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Is English your first language? |
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07-29-2014, 02:49 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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I look forward to more of your esteemed opinion and invaluable criticisms.
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07-29-2014, 02:55 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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I also like to make up words.
Just so you know. You're not one of those grammar Nazis ... are you?
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07-29-2014, 04:16 PM
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I see you've been paying attention. Haiku master edgeprod is gfy's top poet.
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07-29-2014, 04:33 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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07-29-2014, 04:55 PM
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Ahh but can't you see the TRUTH behind what Magnetron is saying?
The best Art also reveals the hardest Truth. Besides, I set that prose poem to the tune of 'Stairway To Heaven' and tripped out. Wasn't that the point? </////////////////>~~~ So here's a little response poem for all you whiny bastards giving this GFY Poet a hard time: Roses are red, Violets are blue You wish you had an ounce of creativity in your soul Boo-fucking-hoo. (The poem/lyrics also work when set to the tune of 'Smoke On The Water' and 'Freebird')
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07-30-2014, 04:11 AM
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Lord High Groundhog
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I have returned from sleeping ..... not in the wild ..... rather in my bed.
Thank you Mister P........orn Nerd Guy. Damien is the only one who hates on me As if I licked his grandma's skull Pumped her cranial cavity full Sweet, the nectar of our necromance Delivered through her left eye socket hole In quite the passionate lobotomy Making DVTimes so horny and jealous His wish was burial in her wedding dress
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Or maybe it's just a magic trick designed to make you THINK he hates you.... That Damian guy is tricky yo. Always has a card up his sleeve....:D
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07-30-2014, 12:18 PM
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Lord High Groundhog
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Damien ..... focus! Marshal the poetic powers you tout 'Cause waving your wilted magic wand at us Manifesting perty plastic flowers Though, perhaps an impressive thing Across the Pond, here in the States Leaves me nonplus, wondering What your spastic fuss really is about As you fling shit, shout and cuss Like a howler monkey with P.M.S. Kinda sounds like you are ... um ..... Could the word I am looking for be, jealous ?
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Lord High Groundhog
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Damien, when you are done nursing your wee little one with those pasty moobs of yours, perhaps you could regale us with some of your poetry. And I promise to give you nothing less than fair critical analysis of your work.
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It gets decent reviews at Literotica, Lush Stories and DUP. Never was a member of Deviant Art. Damien talks out his asshole.
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