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09-29-2014, 05:21 AM | #1 |
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No matter how hard we try balancing our lives we all need to live thru the chaos of the environmental mess.
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09-29-2014, 05:56 AM | #2 |
Outside The Box Geek
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The second time the dog bites you, it's not his fault.
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09-29-2014, 07:13 AM | #3 |
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I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
Bruce Lee
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09-29-2014, 12:43 PM | #4 |
NAME THE JEW
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I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
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09-29-2014, 12:53 PM | #5 |
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Lack of planning on your part does not make a crisis on my part.
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09-29-2014, 12:54 PM | #6 |
working on my tan
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“Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.”
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09-29-2014, 12:56 PM | #7 |
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"I have reached the top of my wall, and all I've found is another way to fall." - The Moody Blues After You Came
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gate of heaven." - John Bunyan The Pilgrim's Progress "Failure's not an option, but the option exists." - Chad Gray (HELLYEAH) Moth "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do" - Jesus Christ John 8:42
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09-29-2014, 12:58 PM | #8 |
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You can lead a horse to water but that don't make it right.
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09-29-2014, 12:58 PM | #9 |
Make STACK$
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Wrap it up
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09-29-2014, 01:00 PM | #10 |
So Fecking Bummed
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Wear Sunscreen.
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09-29-2014, 01:02 PM | #11 |
I am Amazing Content!
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If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent
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09-29-2014, 01:05 PM | #12 |
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If plan A didnot work there are plenty more lettera in the alphabet.
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09-29-2014, 01:13 PM | #13 |
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Some oldies from a board long ago and far away.......
"stupid men are easy to manipulate, stupid women are just stupid" - KK "boobies didn't carry the last bimbo far when lack of brains becomes apparent. tip for hiring a board whore: pick one with a fuckin brain." - cj "Hey what can I say, you're dealing with the kings of piss and name calling is what we do for a living ;-))" - Timon "Getting banned from GFY is roughly equivalent to getting banned from K-Mart." - Ulfie "Hey, without bullshit there would be: no flowers, no mushrooms, no sponsor programs. :-)))" - Dravyk "As pornographers we must act responsibly! ;))" - Nickatilynx "surely the internet can't be the first generation of business idiots??!!" - CJ "2 chicks are always better than one! That way if there is going to be conversation I don't have to be involved" - Vick "Compliments are nice for the ego but mean nothing to your bottom line." - Mutt "no amount of signups is worth hairy nipples!!!!" - cj "The only thing the newb needs to remember is that "ding" means "fries are done"." - Dokk |
09-29-2014, 01:22 PM | #14 |
www.EngineFood.com
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09-29-2014, 01:23 PM | #15 |
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My life motto: Fortune favors the bold.
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09-29-2014, 04:22 PM | #17 |
So Fucking Banned
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I could agree with you; but then we would both be wrong.
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09-29-2014, 05:16 PM | #18 |
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I'm condescending? Do you even know what that means?
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09-29-2014, 07:39 PM | #19 |
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The day Microsoft makes something that does not suck, will be the day they start producing Vacuum Cleaners.
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09-29-2014, 08:35 PM | #20 | |
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09-30-2014, 05:09 AM | #21 |
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A water landed flying fuck?
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09-30-2014, 10:58 AM | #22 |
Jesus loves bacon
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One of these days, I'm going to have to stop procrastinating....
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09-30-2014, 01:51 PM | #23 |
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09-30-2014, 03:34 PM | #24 |
So Fucking Banned
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09-30-2014, 03:39 PM | #25 |
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09-30-2014, 03:48 PM | #26 |
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is a pigs pussy pork?
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09-30-2014, 10:52 PM | #27 |
So Fucking Banned
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If it has tits or wheels, it is going to give you trouble.
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09-30-2014, 11:31 PM | #28 |
Pay It Forward
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10-01-2014, 12:57 AM | #29 |
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I can sit on icecream and tell you the flavor.
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10-01-2014, 06:41 AM | #30 |
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You can get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
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10-01-2014, 07:33 AM | #31 |
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10-01-2014, 08:25 PM | #32 |
Exploiting human weakness
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10-03-2014, 03:16 AM | #33 |
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10-28-2019, 10:09 PM | #34 |
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Where is Dokk, anyways… Havent seen him since Jamaica..
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10-29-2019, 01:16 PM | #35 |
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Is a pigs pussy pork?
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10-29-2019, 02:56 PM | #36 |
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"Better to live 100 years as a millionaire than to spend 7 days in poverty."
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10-30-2019, 07:31 AM | #37 |
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IMO the best historical smart-ass was Churchill. My favorite of his smart ass responses is:
Nancy Astor commented “If I were your wife I would poison your coffee…” To which Sir Winston Churchill promptly replied with “And if I were your husband, I would drink it”.
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If you can't drive stick, get yourself a car with an automatic transmission!
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10-31-2019, 10:32 AM | #41 |
crockett is a c∪nt
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