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10-11-2014, 04:19 AM
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why cannibals don't eat comedians?
because they taste funny lol
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10-11-2014, 05:10 AM
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 Heard that joke as a kid.. but it was why don't sharks eat clowns.. still lame  |
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10-11-2014, 06:33 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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old but gold
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10-11-2014, 11:29 AM
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You: I don't know, why do elephants paint their toenails red? Me: To hide in cherry trees silly. Now, you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? You: Nope. Me: See how well they hide? ************************************************** ************* Me: What is the difference between an elephant and a grape? You: I don't know, what is the difference between and elephant and a grape? Me: Well, elephants are gray and grapes are purple, duh. Now what did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? You: I don't know. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? Me: She said, "Here come the elephants". Now what did Tarzan say? You: Here come the elephants? Me: Nope, he said here come the grapes. he was color blind. I got a million of em. I'll be playing all week, make sure to catch the late show where I get dirty. Oh and don't forget to tip the waitresses they work hard to make sure you have a great time  |
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10-11-2014, 04:05 PM
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T-SHIRTS, HOODIES IN SIG
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10-11-2014, 08:17 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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lololololololololol
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10-12-2014, 06:30 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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hahahaha, good one
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10-12-2014, 06:32 PM
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NAME THE JEW
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that was so obvious
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10-12-2014, 08:00 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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1965 wants its jokes back
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10-12-2014, 09:53 PM
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Videochat Solutions
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Q: What's green and noisy?
A: A thundering herd of pickles! Thank you! I'll be here all week.
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10-13-2014, 05:13 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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10-13-2014, 06:28 AM
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Yo Mamma!
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10-13-2014, 06:59 AM
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Work Work Work
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a classic.
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10-13-2014, 10:08 AM
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whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?
A nun falling down the stairs
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10-13-2014, 12:41 PM
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a horse enters a bar, approaches the bartender and starts staring at him
the bartender says "hey, why long face?" lol |
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10-13-2014, 02:55 PM
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l8r
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Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and an SEO Expert walked into a bar.
Bartender says now wait a minute here, everyone knows there's no such thing as an SEO Expert. bada bing. . |
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10-13-2014, 03:07 PM
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How do you get 100 dead babies into a trash can?
With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw. What's worse than 10 dead babies is 1 trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans. What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A live one on the bottom eating its way out. What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can use a pitchfork to unload the dead babies. Why do you use a pitchfork to unload a truckload of dead babies? So you can tell which ones are still alive. What's pink, red, and sits in the corner? A dead baby chewing on razor blades. What's black, green, and sits in the corner? Same baby 3 weeks later. What's blue, sparking, and hungry? A dead baby trying to breast feed from a wall socket. What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock? I don't f*** rocks. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow? Realizing that you were drunk and made love to it the night before. How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. What's more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall? Ripping them off again. What's pink, purple, and covered in pus? A peeled baby in a bag of salt. Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was chained to the bumper. What's pink, bubbling, and scratching at the window? A dead baby in a microwave.
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10-13-2014, 04:04 PM
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Pay It Forward
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they give u gas
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10-13-2014, 05:40 PM
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I read the thread title as:
Why Cannibis Don't Eat Comedians 
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