Announcement: I shall take up Damians offer.

[DVTimes]

Announcement: I shall take up Damians offer.

Damian has offered me £30ph not to post on gfy.com.

I shall take up his offer of this as long as he pays me 5 years in advance:

£1800 (£30x12 months x 5 years)

I will accept payment within 24 hours.

However I will presume he will back down as he made me an offer on another forum. He offered £1000 (or was it £2000) not to post. I agreed and as he is full of crap he backed down.

So its up to Damian. I shall take the money as he has agreed. And no, I shall not take £30 a month as I do not belive he will pay it each month. I will take 5 years worth and never post on gfy.com again (even after the 5 years).

I shall still post on other forums unless he wishes to pay me not to post on them. But if he does I shall arange that with him after I have payment for gfy.com.

That is the deal.

Now what I suspect Damian will now do is post reasons why he cannot pay or reasons he will back out of paying or reasons why he cannot afford to pay and reasons why he will only pay per month or some other guff.

I shall do this on the agreed turms he has already offered.

Should he not accept these turms I shall decine my offer.

So its simple. Damian pay me the agreed sum as you have offered within 24 hours and I shall not post again and will close my gfy.com account. Or post your excuses and show the world how you cannot be trusted.

As I have stated Damian has already offered me a sum of money to stop posting on a uk site then he backed down.

He has also made a bet with Paul and stated he would give money to charity. Rather than doing this he got paul banned.

He has also agreed to give a webmaster on a uk forum a laptop, and unless i am wrong he has failed to do so.

So as you may presume I have no confidence in Damian paying up as his track record is rather poor on his deals. If he had not been so untrustworthy I may have considered allowing him to pay monthly. However this under his history would be not acceptable. Only a 5 year period of payment would be.

However the offer of acceptance has been made by me publicly, I shall expect Damian to reply ONLY in this thread if he accepts or declines the offer. Should he state he wishes to change any turms, the acceptance from me is void. Any repose from Damian except he accepts my offer will be considered one of his weasel posts and will show publicly how he cannot be trusted.

The offer he made was:

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=20011088&postcount=2

But due to his behavoir trust with him is 0:

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1099961

However this will allow Damian to prove he is honest or not.

Again the deal is clear £1800 within 24 hours. No more posts on gfy.com. Payment in full. Any alterations to this deal will = no deal on my end.

Note: In 24 hours [2pm uk time 12 March 2014] offer closes.

If he does not pay me via paypal by this time I shall post to inform you that he has backed down on the deal.

Should be pay me I shall post to say he has. And at 6pm UK time 12th march 2014 I shall no longer post.

But as I have stated, from my experience of him, he will find reasons to back down.

http://www.wouj.com/damian.htm

Damian on his sick way he treat Paul and wants you all to forget how he treat an old man with cancer:

Look, if it gives him access to say the same old (wrong) shit he always says some place else, I'm all for it.

Either that, or I will troll him relentlessly here and make him do something to get him banned like I did on gfy and B&B.

I have a proven track record!

[candyflip]

Way to put the ball in his court. But like you said, you know this deal isn't going anywhere.

[Roald]

kids these days....

[DVTimes]

Originally Posted by candyflip

Way to put the ball in his court. But like you said, you know this deal isn't going anywhere.

I know.

Anyone else I would expect to go with his deal.

But he does this all the time. He makes an offer to look big, then backs down.

On this site alone he made a bet with Paul. The sick thing was he even said he would give the cash to charity.

So i do not trust him. i presume he will post reasons now why he will not pay.

but we will see.

i am off out now for a few hours. so it will allow him to post his excuses knowing i cannot reply.

not that it matters.

as i do not expect to see £1 from him.

[Mickey_]

Here's an alternative thought:
How about you stop littering the forum with useless posts without any remuneration?

I find it mindboggling how much time both of you waste on 'fighting' on an online forum. It's an online forum, not kindergarten.

Your ROI on this whole ordeal must be terrible.

[CurrentlySober]

i lick shittig in my own pants.........

[Nurgle]

What Mickey said.......

[Bryan G]

Originally Posted by Mickey_

Here's an alternative thought:
How about you stop littering the forum with useless posts without any remuneration?

I find it mindboggling how much time both of you waste on 'fighting' on an online forum. It's an online forum, not kindergarten.

Your ROI on this whole ordeal must be terrible.

[TheDA]

I'm considering putting money towards this. I'd be prepared to consider it for B&B too.

That said, I do not trust Adam to keep his word and suspect I'd have to go to Yorkshire and get it back at some point.

Post once in the time agreed and I'd be back to get all of the money back, one way or another.

[Mickey_]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

i lick shittig in my own pants.........

Why do you degrade yourself by consistently acting in this manner?

Serious/honest question.

[TheDA]

Originally Posted by Mickey_

Here's an alternative thought:
How about you stop littering the forum with useless posts without any remuneration?

I find it mindboggling how much time both of you waste on 'fighting' on an online forum. It's an online forum, not kindergarten.

Your ROI on this whole ordeal must be terrible.

I like this idea too.

[nexcom28]

Damian wouldn't have anyone to whine about if you stopped posting. It's obvious he holds a soft spot for you.

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by Mickey_

Why do you degrade yourself by consistently acting in this manner?

Serious/honest question.

Cause I am mentally retarded?

Serious/honest answer... ?

[PornDiscounts-R]

Originally Posted by Mickey_

Here's an alternative thought:
How about you stop littering the forum with useless posts without any remuneration?

I find it mindboggling how much time both of you waste on 'fighting' on an online forum. It's an online forum, not kindergarten.

Your ROI on this whole ordeal must be terrible.

[EddyTheDog]

Don't do it - He will start on me again...

[Mickey_]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Cause I am mentally retarded?

Serious/honest answer... ?

Sorry, I don't buy that, you've demonstrated in the past that you're not an idiot and perfectly capable of creating valuable posts, so why not go down that route?

[BlackCrayon]

Originally Posted by Mickey_

Sorry, I don't buy that, you've demonstrated in the past that you're not an idiot and perfectly capable of creating valuable posts, so why not go down that route?

he says its a 'board persona'. in my opinion he's a bored and lonely guy with a few misaligned marbles. board persona's got old like 5 years ago but he's still in the trenches. apparently he didn't get the memo.

[TheDA]

DVTimes, would you take £2400 to stop posting on both here and B&B for 5 years?

[freecartoonporn]

Originally Posted by TheDA

DVTimes, would you take £2400 to stop posting on both here and B&B for 5 years?

whats B&B ?

[Spunky]

Free cheeseburgers for everybody!

[EddyTheDog]

Originally Posted by TheDA

DVTimes, would you take £2400 to stop posting on both here and B&B for 5 years?

Last time I looked he was the only person posting there...

[ruff]

Originally Posted by Mickey_

Here's an alternative thought:
How about you stop littering the forum with useless posts without any remuneration?

I find it mindboggling how much time both of you waste on 'fighting' on an online forum. It's an online forum, not kindergarten.

Your ROI on this whole ordeal must be terrible.

This forum thrives on useless posts and wasted time. GFY will never be anymore than it is right now, a huge shit-pile with an occasional diamond to be found if one roots around enough.

[TheDA]

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Last time I looked he was the only person posting there...

He has access to the the private forums on there too though and he's messing them up

[rogueteens]

i'll accept $1800 not to post here too ;)

[rogueteens]

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

whats B&B ?

Bed and Board

[NewNick]

Yawn.

[bluebook18]

is UK really the boring place to live?

[Juicy D. Links]

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

whats B&B ?

beer m bolocksss

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

he says its a 'board persona'. in my opinion he's a bored and lonely guy with a few misaligned marbles. board persona's got old like 5 years ago but he's still in the trenches. apparently he didn't get the memo.

Originally Posted by ruff

a huge shit-pile...

i like huge shit piles

[DVTimes]

Originally Posted by TheDA

DVTimes, would you take £2400 to stop posting on both here and B&B for 5 years?

yes

i will take that

make it £2500 and that will be for life

[DVTimes]

ps

if damian is pretending he has not seen this past, he was online when i posted it. and as he tries to post in every thread i do within a sec of me posting, i am 99.999999% sure he has seen it.

but i am suspecting he will use the old excuse he has in the past to say he was in a meeting or out working so could not see it.

ha ha ha

thing is i know he was online.

he he he

[DVTimes]

So new offer:

I have been offered by DA £2400 to not post on this forum (gfy.com) and b and b for 5 years.

I accept this offer.

Though if you make it a nice round some of £2500 I will agree a full life self ban on both sites.

Again the offer is till [2pm uk time 12 March 2014]. After that offer closes.

And at 6pm UK time 12th march 2014 I shall no longer post.

This will allow me to confirm the deal and inform gfy.com and band b of this. Note I shall also stop at 6pm uk time march 12th 2014 on the b and b site.

[DVTimes]

By the way, I am not bothered about taking the cash as I make more than this from my sig, so in truth I will be out of pocket not to post.

However I am doing this to call damians bluff as i belive he wil not pay up. it appeares he has vanished to avoid paying me.

he he he

but i am happy to take the da's cash as then you will all know what damian is like and i will allow you to conclude if you can trust him or not.

anyway got things to do.

i will try to pop back in a few hours to see.

feel free to send me a pm to arrange payment.

payment is via pay pal.

[deltav]

Why don't you both pool that money and go on a nice vacation together?

http://www.advocate.com/travel/desti...tinations-2013

[PR_Glen]

talk about dangerous precedents...

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by nexcom28

Damian wouldn't have anyone to whine about if you stopped posting. It's obvious he holds a soft spot for you.

if I was dvtimes my biggest fear would be damian staking me to suck my dick

[DVTimes]

no news from damian as yet.

its odd as the little green thing that turns on when your online has been turning on several times for him.

he he he

i have clearly called his bluff.

and as i say i will take the cash, even though i am making a loss.

i am hoping he does not pay as i am much better off. as i say, i realy in truth do not want the cash. i am calling his bluff.

so for at 5pm (uk time) damian nor the da has contacted me about payment and i have as yet not been paid.

lets see which one pays me.

its very interesting.

[Roald]

It's not interesting, it's lame.

[MrBottomTooth]

You don't trust him to pay you 30 a month, but you think he is going to pay 1800 at once?

Take the 30 a month, that way if either of you goes back on the deal (if you start posting again, or he stops paying every month) then no one is out anything.

Clearly no one is going to pay you 1800 all at once to stop posting.

[DVTimes]

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

You don't trust him to pay you 30 a month, but you think he is going to pay 1800 at once?

Take the 30 a month, that way if either of you goes back on the deal (if you start posting again, or he stops paying every month) then no one is out anything.

Clearly no one is going to pay you 1800 all at once to stop posting.

we will see

but to be honest 30 per month realy is not worth it.

if he wants to pay me monthly then its £100 per month and 1 £500 deposit just in case he stops paying. and even then its realy not worth it for me.

i have made a very good offer.

and da has made an offer. and he has the cash.

so its just which of them will pay.

or not.....................

but i think damian is all talk.

and so its up to him to prove he is a man of honour or not.

lots of fun.

[sarettah]

Just so you know. The word you wanted was

TERMS

not

TURMS


sorry, had to get that out of me

[DVTimes]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Just so you know. The word you wanted was

TERMS

not

TURMS


sorry, had to get that out of me

he he he

i thank you for your help

[TheSquealer]

A close second to the odd satisfaction of watching women fight, is watching two insane people fight.

I'll just park myself right here.

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

beer m bolocksss

someone ban this man!

[TheSquealer]

A close third I guess, is watching poor people fight over money. Win/win/win

[TheDA]

Originally Posted by DVTimes

yes

i will take that

make it £2500 and that will be for life

Originally Posted by DVTimes

So new offer:

I have been offered by DA £2400 to not post on this forum (gfy.com) and b and b for 5 years.

I accept this offer.

Though if you make it a nice round some of £2500 I will agree a full life self ban on both sites.

Again the offer is till [2pm uk time 12 March 2014]. After that offer closes.

And at 6pm UK time 12th march 2014 I shall no longer post.

This will allow me to confirm the deal and inform gfy.com and band b of this. Note I shall also stop at 6pm uk time march 12th 2014 on the b and b site.

Hold on there, it wasn't an offer from me, it was a question to see what you might accept. Don't read things into it.

If we gave you £2400 up front, I would want your full verifiable postal address as a requirement. I think I've just found you on the electoral register anyway but I'd want it from you.

[DWB]

You fuck wits waste so much time on this childish nonsense, it's a wonder you're both not homeless and destitute. I have no idea how you can hold any sort of a life or business together.

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

whats B&B ?

Bears & Brutes. It's a gay board.

[TheDA]

Originally Posted by DWB

Bears & Brutes. It's a gay board.

I'll confirm your registration after I'm back from the pub

[Mickey_]

DVTimes, again, why are you acting like a child?
Go back and look at the amount of drivel you posted. Why are you wasting everyone's time?

If you need money get a job and stop making it look like you're proving a point. The only point you're proving is that you need a hobby.

[Grapesoda]

Originally Posted by DWB

I have no idea how you can hold any sort of a life or business together.

who said they do?